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Indigo League Articuno Furiiza?s POV.
By mewthreee
Disclaimer. Do the math. (Rated pg13)
Chapter one: the opening.
A man awaits his battle from a psycho man who has his soon-to-be-wife, Delia Ketchum.
A bird waits to see this battle. He has a bone to pick with the psycho man also because of the psycho stole the foam from Seafoam Island, his homeland.
The man?s name is Taylor.
The psycho man?s name is Psyven.
The bird?s name is Articuno Furiiza.
Taylor: Show yourself Psyven.
Psyven: I am here.
Taylor: Where is Delia?
Psyven: You will not even see your son?s birth!
Taylor: What are you talking abo... Oh.
Psyven: Now? PK Flash!
A green flash of light blinds Taylor.
Taylor: I cannot see!
Articuno: Crack! I paid eight badges for this crap! Time to kick some PK ***! SLAP! Ow! (Flies to the kanto green like a Squirtle) (Lands like a pokeball) OW! (Sees a charmander being licked by a haunter) that... is? fun. (Goes to haunter) Sign me up, Gomosexual.
Haunter: Hum. (Licks Articuno)
Articuno: (Sees a race) Bye Michel Jackson.
Haunter: (Cries)
Articuno: Sign me up.
Homestar Runner: What do you want?
Articuno: To win this race.
Homestar Runner: Bring it!
Suddenly?
King of Games: Sorry, a thunderstorm is in town.
Homestar Runner: Dancing lizards?
King of Games: Illegal, a lizard got so much dancing that he joined the sailor scouts?, lizard dancing is illegal for anime lawsuits, and that lizard is a boy!
Homestar Runner: (pukes)
Articuno: Swimming?
King of Games: Drought in the lake.
Homestar Runner: Screw you. (Leaves)
Articuno: (uppercuts) here we go!
Charizard (who is homestar runner): Fooled you! (Blows flames)
Articuno: AH! (Jumps and hides in a rock) (Sees a poor Jynx and hugs it then sees a Pikachu on top on a Pidgeotto, a Squirtle on top on a Zubat and a Bublasaur on top on a Butterfree, Flying. Then sees a flash of light)
TBC! Stay tuned for chapter 2.
By mewthreee
Disclaimer. Do the math. (Rated pg13)
Chapter one: the opening.
A man awaits his battle from a psycho man who has his soon-to-be-wife, Delia Ketchum.
A bird waits to see this battle. He has a bone to pick with the psycho man also because of the psycho stole the foam from Seafoam Island, his homeland.
The man?s name is Taylor.
The psycho man?s name is Psyven.
The bird?s name is Articuno Furiiza.
Taylor: Show yourself Psyven.
Psyven: I am here.
Taylor: Where is Delia?
Psyven: You will not even see your son?s birth!
Taylor: What are you talking abo... Oh.
Psyven: Now? PK Flash!
A green flash of light blinds Taylor.
Taylor: I cannot see!
Articuno: Crack! I paid eight badges for this crap! Time to kick some PK ***! SLAP! Ow! (Flies to the kanto green like a Squirtle) (Lands like a pokeball) OW! (Sees a charmander being licked by a haunter) that... is? fun. (Goes to haunter) Sign me up, Gomosexual.
Haunter: Hum. (Licks Articuno)
Articuno: (Sees a race) Bye Michel Jackson.
Haunter: (Cries)
Articuno: Sign me up.
Homestar Runner: What do you want?
Articuno: To win this race.
Homestar Runner: Bring it!
Suddenly?
King of Games: Sorry, a thunderstorm is in town.
Homestar Runner: Dancing lizards?
King of Games: Illegal, a lizard got so much dancing that he joined the sailor scouts?, lizard dancing is illegal for anime lawsuits, and that lizard is a boy!
Homestar Runner: (pukes)
Articuno: Swimming?
King of Games: Drought in the lake.
Homestar Runner: Screw you. (Leaves)
Articuno: (uppercuts) here we go!
Charizard (who is homestar runner): Fooled you! (Blows flames)
Articuno: AH! (Jumps and hides in a rock) (Sees a poor Jynx and hugs it then sees a Pikachu on top on a Pidgeotto, a Squirtle on top on a Zubat and a Bublasaur on top on a Butterfree, Flying. Then sees a flash of light)
TBC! Stay tuned for chapter 2.
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