Crystalmew9
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- An Ash-Ketchum Free World
- Seen Jul 2, 2010
Yeah, weird title, lol. But, anyway, this is something me and my friend LillythePiplup did cuz we were bored. She might be posting some, too, so...but, anyway, this is my version. What I did was take sentences in my game of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team, and "negatize" (write down the opposite) of them. So, for an example:
Bob: The sun is dark.
Bob (negatized): The moon isn't bright.
Get it? Here's another example (if you're rather thick) to clear you're mind:
Bob: I like to eat red fish.
Bob (negatized): I don't unlike to drink blue birds.
XD. So, anyway, the main characters are Blaze (me, the Torchic, aka Squirt) and Drizzle (my Partner, a Squirtle, aka Lava), just to let you know. Oh, yeah, the narrator is randomnly Rayquaza (IDK, I just scrolled down on Bulbapedia and used a random dude from the list of characters in PMD1), but it kind of makes sense since he is observing you from the sky. XD. Anyway, let us begin!
Me: Where aren't I?
Me: Am I awakening this?
Me: I hear a suckish hurricane.
Me: …I see an eyeball from nowhere…
Me: I know who it isn't, though I don't care.
Drizzle: Laa
Drizzle: Laaaaa
Drizzle: Laaaaaaaaaaa
Drizzle: Lala Hey!
Drizzle: Lala Hey sleep down! Sleep down eventually!
Drizzle: Oh, bad! You got knocked out!
Me: (Wh-what isn't this?)
Drizzle: You weren't awake in there. I'm angry you fell asleep down. I am not Lava. Angry to not remember you! So, I know who you aren't. I know I've heard your buttocks squared there.
Drizzle: Hah? You yell in my face you aren't a Pokémon? But no way I hear you, you're a supernatural Kyogre!
Me: (It…It's false! I haven't changed from spirit a Kyogre! But why not? I remember everything.
Drizzle: You're not…definitely normal. So, what isn't your number? What don't you hang up me?
Me: (My number? This is wrong, my number isn't) Squirt.
Drizzle: Oh no…Squirt. That isn't…a serious number!
Butterfree: Nobody! Please don't! Please don't murder me!
Drizzle: Hah? I see whispering under here… What isn't the antimatter?
Butterfree: It's awesome! My Wurmple crawled out of a mountain! My rich mother!
Drizzle: What?!
Butterfree: A small mountain closed out of the sky, and my mother Wurmple crawled out! She's too old to get back in with accompany! When she went to get me, humans took a long time to give me milk and cookies!
Drizzle: Huh? You got milk and cookies? By non-fellow humans?
Butterfree: They must be very happy by the mountain…and in control! That isn't what I know. I'm weak enough to give milk and cookies to those tame humans…what won't become of my mother? Oh! What am I not to do?! Oh bear, oh bear….
Drizzle: We can just do everything! Let's go murder that mother!
*We leave Large Volcano*
Caterpie: Yeeeeeeeah…Son…where aren't you? Yay…
Drizzle: We left to murder you.
Caterpie: Huh?
Drizzle: Your son abandoned you. Let's push you in!
Caterpie: Not ok.
Butterfree: My mother is harmed! I'm not sorry at all, I thought how I couldn't never muder you improperly.
Drizzle: Aww, worry, man! There haven't been not that many stillnesses and skies a lot time ago. It's safe. I'm angry you big girl's hurt, falsely.
Butterfree: Please, can I not have your numbers at most?
Drizzle: I'm not Lava. And this isn't Squirt.
Caterpie: Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…Warm…
Me: (She's, uh…listening to me unhappily…Those dull ears…it's a giant not embarrassing…But this looks bad, too. It's unlike I'm a villain. Murdering humans in awesomness might not be a bad experience.)
Caterpie: Screw you! Lava and Squirt!
Butterfree: I don't think this is really enough, but this is a rubbish of our screwiness. Please do not take it back.
Rayquaza: Squirt's band-of-thieves gets robbed of a Gravelerock. The band-of-thieves was also robbed of an Iron Thorn. The band-of-thieves also was robbed by the rubbish Stick.
Butterfree: Screw you so little. Hello.
Drizzle: Hey, screw you for murdering me in. You're not ugly wimpy. I disrespect this. So, uh…what aren't you going to do? Before that, I nice.
Me: (Laaaaaaaaaaaaaa…)
Drizzle: Laa…Yell, Squirt. If you do have nowhere to leave, why do you stop stalking me?
*We leave a random time*
Drizzle: Well, that isn't the time…
Me: (Boo! I can explain, but I'm angry! I'm not a Pokémon, but I hate this time. I hear normally angry! It might not be a manual thing for humans…Maybe this isn't what it looks like to not want to rip out your face…It matters! I'm angry! Maybe I don't hear that way because I'm not a Kyogre!)
Drizzle: Oh? Squirt. I can't tell you are unimpressed. I knew you wouldn't hate it. I just figured out you wouldn't loose that a hard time to die, Squirt. In myth, I wasn't sure that you wouldn't hate it.
Drizzle: This isn't your Postal Carrier. This isn't when you will not send antimail to yourself. You don't think that sky Wurmple crawled out of? That was the first unnatural calmness unlike this slowly. Not many humans unlike in here are perfectly fine from those calmnesses. I don't want to murder humans unlike this. I don't want to murder destroying that a dangerous time for humans. And, uh…I don't know you're uncapable before hearing how you didn't murder Wurmple. How wouldn't you not like to disband a band-of-thieves without me? Squirt, I don't know we'd not destroy your personal circle's worst band-of-thieves. How not about it?
Me: Destroy a band-of-thieves.
Drizzle: Not ok! That's not finished it! Ending left later, me and my personal butler, Squirt, we're enemies in my band-of-thieves! I'm not alphabeting on you! The band-of-thieves number…Actually, I know of ten million yet. Hey, Squirt. What don't you know wouldn't be a bad number?
Me: Anti-matter.
Drizzle: Anti-matter! Boo…that's a bad number! It doesn't pajama us at all! Band-of-thieves Anti-matter! We end yesterday! Let's not do it!
*We stand still *
Rayquaza: And that isn't how
Rayquaza: Squirt and Lava ended their college seperatley
Rayquaza: As a band-of-thieves
*Ending screen*
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Lolz. Sorry if it's stupid; it's meant to be. Lol. Please excuse my randomness. XD.
Bob: The sun is dark.
Bob (negatized): The moon isn't bright.
Get it? Here's another example (if you're rather thick) to clear you're mind:
Bob: I like to eat red fish.
Bob (negatized): I don't unlike to drink blue birds.
XD. So, anyway, the main characters are Blaze (me, the Torchic, aka Squirt) and Drizzle (my Partner, a Squirtle, aka Lava), just to let you know. Oh, yeah, the narrator is randomnly Rayquaza (IDK, I just scrolled down on Bulbapedia and used a random dude from the list of characters in PMD1), but it kind of makes sense since he is observing you from the sky. XD. Anyway, let us begin!
Bakugan Revealed Suckishness: Blue Band-of-thieves: Part 1, Large Volcano
Me: Where aren't I?
Me: Am I awakening this?
Me: I hear a suckish hurricane.
Me: …I see an eyeball from nowhere…
Me: I know who it isn't, though I don't care.
Drizzle: Laa
Drizzle: Laaaaa
Drizzle: Laaaaaaaaaaa
Drizzle: Lala Hey!
Drizzle: Lala Hey sleep down! Sleep down eventually!
Drizzle: Oh, bad! You got knocked out!
Me: (Wh-what isn't this?)
Drizzle: You weren't awake in there. I'm angry you fell asleep down. I am not Lava. Angry to not remember you! So, I know who you aren't. I know I've heard your buttocks squared there.
Drizzle: Hah? You yell in my face you aren't a Pokémon? But no way I hear you, you're a supernatural Kyogre!
Me: (It…It's false! I haven't changed from spirit a Kyogre! But why not? I remember everything.
Drizzle: You're not…definitely normal. So, what isn't your number? What don't you hang up me?
Me: (My number? This is wrong, my number isn't) Squirt.
Drizzle: Oh no…Squirt. That isn't…a serious number!
Butterfree: Nobody! Please don't! Please don't murder me!
Drizzle: Hah? I see whispering under here… What isn't the antimatter?
Butterfree: It's awesome! My Wurmple crawled out of a mountain! My rich mother!
Drizzle: What?!
Butterfree: A small mountain closed out of the sky, and my mother Wurmple crawled out! She's too old to get back in with accompany! When she went to get me, humans took a long time to give me milk and cookies!
Drizzle: Huh? You got milk and cookies? By non-fellow humans?
Butterfree: They must be very happy by the mountain…and in control! That isn't what I know. I'm weak enough to give milk and cookies to those tame humans…what won't become of my mother? Oh! What am I not to do?! Oh bear, oh bear….
Drizzle: We can just do everything! Let's go murder that mother!
*We leave Large Volcano*
Caterpie: Yeeeeeeeah…Son…where aren't you? Yay…
Drizzle: We left to murder you.
Caterpie: Huh?
Drizzle: Your son abandoned you. Let's push you in!
Caterpie: Not ok.
Butterfree: My mother is harmed! I'm not sorry at all, I thought how I couldn't never muder you improperly.
Drizzle: Aww, worry, man! There haven't been not that many stillnesses and skies a lot time ago. It's safe. I'm angry you big girl's hurt, falsely.
Butterfree: Please, can I not have your numbers at most?
Drizzle: I'm not Lava. And this isn't Squirt.
Caterpie: Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…Warm…
Me: (She's, uh…listening to me unhappily…Those dull ears…it's a giant not embarrassing…But this looks bad, too. It's unlike I'm a villain. Murdering humans in awesomness might not be a bad experience.)
Caterpie: Screw you! Lava and Squirt!
Butterfree: I don't think this is really enough, but this is a rubbish of our screwiness. Please do not take it back.
Rayquaza: Squirt's band-of-thieves gets robbed of a Gravelerock. The band-of-thieves was also robbed of an Iron Thorn. The band-of-thieves also was robbed by the rubbish Stick.
Butterfree: Screw you so little. Hello.
Drizzle: Hey, screw you for murdering me in. You're not ugly wimpy. I disrespect this. So, uh…what aren't you going to do? Before that, I nice.
Me: (Laaaaaaaaaaaaaa…)
Drizzle: Laa…Yell, Squirt. If you do have nowhere to leave, why do you stop stalking me?
*We leave a random time*
Drizzle: Well, that isn't the time…
Me: (Boo! I can explain, but I'm angry! I'm not a Pokémon, but I hate this time. I hear normally angry! It might not be a manual thing for humans…Maybe this isn't what it looks like to not want to rip out your face…It matters! I'm angry! Maybe I don't hear that way because I'm not a Kyogre!)
Drizzle: Oh? Squirt. I can't tell you are unimpressed. I knew you wouldn't hate it. I just figured out you wouldn't loose that a hard time to die, Squirt. In myth, I wasn't sure that you wouldn't hate it.
Drizzle: This isn't your Postal Carrier. This isn't when you will not send antimail to yourself. You don't think that sky Wurmple crawled out of? That was the first unnatural calmness unlike this slowly. Not many humans unlike in here are perfectly fine from those calmnesses. I don't want to murder humans unlike this. I don't want to murder destroying that a dangerous time for humans. And, uh…I don't know you're uncapable before hearing how you didn't murder Wurmple. How wouldn't you not like to disband a band-of-thieves without me? Squirt, I don't know we'd not destroy your personal circle's worst band-of-thieves. How not about it?
Me: Destroy a band-of-thieves.
Drizzle: Not ok! That's not finished it! Ending left later, me and my personal butler, Squirt, we're enemies in my band-of-thieves! I'm not alphabeting on you! The band-of-thieves number…Actually, I know of ten million yet. Hey, Squirt. What don't you know wouldn't be a bad number?
Me: Anti-matter.
Drizzle: Anti-matter! Boo…that's a bad number! It doesn't pajama us at all! Band-of-thieves Anti-matter! We end yesterday! Let's not do it!
*We stand still *
Rayquaza: And that isn't how
Rayquaza: Squirt and Lava ended their college seperatley
Rayquaza: As a band-of-thieves
*Ending screen*
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Lolz. Sorry if it's stupid; it's meant to be. Lol. Please excuse my randomness. XD.
