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pokemon v humans ?

No competition. I mean honestly, who would win, Raichu or a human? Hi 6545167456468765164815 volts of electricity!

So I believe the Pokemon would win. ^^
 
If Pok?mon could really generate 6,545,167,456,468,765,164,815 volts of electricity I highly doubt Ash would survive Pikachu's thundershock, dude. :cheeky:
 
Mwar, what about this point? humans are one species, Pok?mon are about 390 different kinds [and counting], all with abilities that are almost magical. Come on.

The worst humans can do is unleash their doomsday weapons, which hurt both sides. Pok?mon have attributes that exceed those of even human tools: speed; Ninjask and Scyther can move so fast you can't really see them [OK, we have supersonic jets, but how agile can ya be when the G-forces'll tear ya up even before a Pok?mon does?]. Power; Tyranitar can easily topple a mountain by itself, while it'd take one hell of a bomb [and alot of resources/cash] to equal that power.

Eh, mwar, I'd go on but I'm a bit fried and can't think of much else.
 
There are WMD's that wont harm humans its called Bio-warfare.
Tyranitar may be able to topple a mountian in some fantasy land, but a laser guided Bomb would easily get rid of one.
Syther and ninjask may be able to move at amazing speeds but the Phalanx guns on warships can track cruise missles. I would love to see a syther dodge that.
heat seeking missles are also an option.
 
Mwar, they may be able to track cruise missiles, but since when did cruise missiles move with a Scyther or Ninkask's agility? On that note, they could also use thhat agility to dodge, fly around, and slice those missiles in half.

Oh, yeah, and if Pok?mon were real this would be that fantasy world.
 
Well, I think it might be a cross between Pokemon and humans. Pokemon have supernatural powers that humans can't ever possess. But then...humans have weapons and stuff. O.O;;; I would like Pokemon to win, just because I hate human wars. XP

Although, I don't think Pokemon would fight. Pokemon are generally good-natured creatures. They only wish to live in peace and coexist with humans, not fight them. ^^;

~Kelsey
 
Yeah, mwar, but it's in human nature to destroy and kill, so they'd eventually fight knowing that we'd add them to the list of animals we made extinct if they didn't, mwar.
 
Well considering that this would never happen as Pokemon are a costrcution of a Japanses company that just wants to make sure people and there money are parted. But back to cruise missles, A sunburn can go somrthing like mach 2 ,no tell me how a Syther could dodge that.
And if people havent figured that out I would prefer Human victory.
 
well,mostly pokemon shall win!maybe if human win,can oni win by technology,using rocket,boms laser beam from lab or watever,but pokemon moves are too many v cant avoid all of dem....hehe,maybe u have a water gun with u when onix att u,u stand a chance to win,lolx.....
 
Allstories said:
If Pok?mon could really generate 6,545,167,456,468,765,164,815 volts of electricity I highly doubt Ash would survive Pikachu's thundershock, dude. :cheeky:
(Chick, not dude.)

Eh you know what I mean, it was a bad example written late at night (yes, 7.12pm is late). DON'T BE SO TECHNICAL! :D

Honestly though, Pokemon would win in the end, because even if all of the Pikas and Poochyenas and every other common Pokemon would die, one would have to deal with the "legendaries", and iirc in one of the movies the world almost ended because of the legendary getting pissed off...

Eh idk, rambling post, I'm tired. x_x

Edit: w00t 300 posts.
 
Hmm...

Didn't I mention that certain Pok?mon can control weather?! If that's the case, there's no way ICBMs can even leave the ground without the risk of the silo or ship being destroyed by its own warhead!!

Should the nuke or other missile leave the ground, Fearow could disable missiles by themselves or carrying other Pok?mon cosidering that Fearow practically live in the upper atmosphere and have speeds up to mach two. (I know missiles can go faster...) Otherwise, Electric types could shoot wildly at the missiles, likely to destroy or disable it before the warhead could do damage at the targed. Also, Psychic types could prevent catastrophic damage by limiting where the explosions would go. This could also apply to other projectiles, like I've said before.

If the missiles were launched from vehicles, Pok?mon can disable them before they have a chance to launch. Most ICBM trucks are usually left undefended as to conceal their position. Ships are virtually defenseless against water Pok?mon as they're way too agile.

If Bio-weapons actually do damage, I'm pretty sure Poison-types and Steel-types could survive the strike as they're immune to poison themselves, which would most likely make them immune to viruses or bacteria. Besides, not all Pok?mon have the same structure as humans do. Do you really think Magnemite or Magneton have blood containing proteins? Ghost-types aren't really 'living' so no virus could affect them. Metagross, I believe, have no blood as they somehow use magnetism instead...
 
Dqle said:
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Didn't I mention that certain Pok?mon can control weather?! If that's the case, there's no way ICBMs can even leave the ground without the risk of the silo or ship being destroyed by its own warhead!!
Nukes arnt always delivered by ICBM. and I dont think a pokemon could stop a chemical laser.
Dqle said:
Should the nuke or other missile leave the ground, Fearow could disable missiles by themselves or carrying other Pok?mon cosidering that Fearow practically live in the upper atmosphere and have speeds up to mach two. (I know missiles can go faster...) Otherwise, Electric types could shoot wildly at the missiles, likely to destroy or disable it before the warhead could do damage at the targed. Also, Psychic types could prevent catastrophic damage by limiting where the explosions would go. This could also apply to other projectiles, like I've said before.
ICBMs fly at mach 17 I really want to see a fearrow go after that. Nukes have electrical shieldihng to prevent lighting from seeting them off.
I dont think a physchic okemon could Affect a Nuke going off at airburst level of 5,000 feet.

Dqle said:
If the missiles were launched from vehicles, Pok?mon can disable them before they have a chance to launch. Most ICBM trucks are usually left undefended as to conceal their position. Ships are virtually defenseless against water Pok?mon as they're way too agile.
How would the Pokemon find the trucks in the first place. The russians used to leave ICBM trucks in Airport hangers and Cathedrals.
A Delta IV can dive really deep, Depth is classifed but it is preety deep.
If Bio-weapons actually do damage, I'm pretty sure Poison-types and Steel-types could survive the strike as they're immune to poison themselves, which would most likely make them immune to viruses or bacteria. Besides, not all Pok?mon have the same structure as humans do. Do you really think Magnemite or Magneton have blood containing proteins? Ghost-types aren't really 'living' so no virus could affect them. Metagross, I believe, have no blood as they somehow use magnetism instead...
Nano virus's would use Nano technology to break down living creatures at the Molecular level. It does not matter hwat structer Pokemon have ,a virus can be built to destroy them/
Ghost type are the only real problematic type as I am not usre of there makeup.
Magnetic fields are easier then blood to deal with, its called EMP.
 
yay,now i got 1 more better idea?who wil win if pokemon fight human?answer is human!noe y?cause in our real world,pokemon is fake n we are real...pokemon are created by us...so,if v wanna beat dem,v will just have to make pokemon's ability very weak,den very easily v wil win!!!!get my point?keke....
 
random rant: "i sed no rush"

panghan7 said:
yay,now i got 1 more better idea?who wil win if pokemon fight human?answer is human!noe y?cause in our real world,pokemon is fake n we are real...pokemon are created by us...so,if v wanna beat dem,v will just have to make pokemon's ability very weak,den very easily v wil win!!!!get my point?keke....
Good point... Very good point XD
 
keke,my point very good leh.....just like others thing,maybe v can make gyarados smaller den us,maybe oni 6cm,den v can win easily lor,even has hyper beam is like ant bites...pokemon created by us!!!wakakaka.......
 
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For those kind of people out there, they need some serious treatment.

SADM said:
Nukes arnt always delivered by ICBM. and I dont think a pokemon could stop a chemical laser.
If they aren't delivered by ICBM systems, then what? If it's still from the air, such as planes, weather would still hinder their progress. If it's from the ground by our modern standards, Pok?mon could stop it in its tracks. And we haven't developed satellites to shoot lasers yet, so don't worry about that.

SADM said:
ICBMs fly at mach 17 I really want to see a fearrow go after that. Nukes have electrical shieldihng to prevent lighting from seeting them off.
I dont think a physchic okemon could Affect a Nuke going off at airburst level of 5,000 feet.
Who said I meant for Fearow to chase the nuke? They could fly at the direction ahead of the nuke and when the missile comes close enough, Pok?mon could cause sufficient damage to it to disable the nuke. Comon, it's only nearly nine times faster, which should allow enough time for Pok?mon to do something.
And did you see what Mewtwo could do? Indestructable is the word.

SADM said:
How would the Pokemon find the trucks in the first place. The russians used to leave ICBM trucks in Airport hangers and Cathedrals.
A Delta IV can dive really deep, Depth is classifed but it is preety deep.
It's not that hard for Pok?mon to find anything in the world. Like I said, Fearow practically fly in the upper atmosphere, and like in early WWII, they could strap on sensative cameras on those birds, sorta like what Mewtwo did to observe trainers from around the Kanto region. If the missile launcher is hidden, I'm pretty sure that there's gonna be some suspicious photos, so Pok?mon can investigate.
And underwater Pok?mon could possibly go deeper than submarines can. If that's the case, there's no way that subs can defend themselves.
Oh, and since Xatu can see the future, they know when a nuke would threaten them.

SADM said:
Nano virus's would use Nano technology to break down living creatures at the Molecular level. It does not matter hwat structer Pokemon have ,a virus can be built to destroy them/
Ghost type are the only real problematic type as I am not usre of there makeup.
Magnetic fields are easier then blood to deal with, its called EMP.
Electronic viruses can be created to do such things, but I'm very doubtful that an electronic virus could spread around because of a missile or its shockwave.
And humans haven't developed and perfected Nanotechnology yet. (at least, for military applications) How do we know that the tiny robots would survive the impact of the missile they're in? If the robots are released from a designated spot, Pok?mon can sense them, especially Electric-Types, since their senses are incredible compared to an average human.
EMP is designed to fry electric components and disrupt magnetic fields like you said. Sure it could affect some Pok?mon, but it'd just disrupt the fields. Pok?mon who emit those fields can emit them again after a short time.
 
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