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.:Pokemon Vending Machine:.

Out comes a bunch of baby spheal.

In goes my laptop.
 
Out comes alot of new knowledge which goes into your head.

In goes a Border Collie.
 
...out comes a whole bag of goodies! Swell!

In goes my Platinum game which has an approx. 60 hours save file...
 
*out comes a broken Platinum game*

*in goes a very big coin*
 
...out comes a Pikachu eating on a chocolate that resembles a coin! (Do you get the point?)

In goes Shaymin...
 
...Out comes a Politoed's legs.... Uh oh

In goes a snotty tissue
 
Out comes a dog with it in its mouth. Oh noes.

In goes a Ninja Caterpie's Ninja Blast. Oh wait, that would just blow up the Vending Machine. :( goes an IMVU ad.
 
...the machine choked it back out!

In goes a chunk of ice which came from a mad Glaceon...
 
...out comes a real Zapdos!

In goes a random Pokemon episode...
 
Out comes Ash's rubber underwear.

In goes the vending machine.
 
Out comes another vending machine from Hoenn.

In goes a Leaf Stone.
 
Out comes a Watmel Berry... wait that isn't a Watmel Berry, that's an Electrode painted like a Watmel Berry....

>BOOOOOOOOOOOM!<

A new vending machine arrives several days later and we also have to pay damages to Lilycove City for the destruction of their vending machine.

In goes a copy of Pokemon Special Volume 4.
 
Out comes volume 1 of a manga called "Shibuutenkoku Kaze no Klonoa".
In goes the worst video game ever (you should know what that is).
 
It is rejected, It seems even the vending machine won't take it :P (and no I don't know what it is!)

To appease the godly vending machine, I insert a Water Stone, a Fire Stone and a Thunderstone.
 
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