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.:Pokemon Vending Machine:.

Out comes Pokemon Pinball!

In goes a mudkip with a letter saying "So I heard u liek mudkipz" in its mouth.
 
Out comes Pokemon Fred. A Flintstone-age Pokemon game. :D

In goes a Full Incense.
 
Out comes a computer that strangely looks like the Metagross you put in...

In goes clam chowder...
 
Out comes a Digital Mastershot pokecamera!
(It doesn't have Sd card)
No!!!!1

In you put a pikachu
 
Out comes a strange being that years down the track is identified as a 5th generation legendary pokemon.

In goes an old Mightyena's false teeth :O
 
*Out comes a pair of Misty's used panties*

And Shane will insert a Hickory Dickory Dock token.
 
Out comes a Pikachu and a Sandshrew sitting on top a grandfather cloak enjoying a nice cup of tea and some scones.

In goes a Rapidash horn
 
Out comes Hideo Kojima's brain, shooting out giant "N" shaped deathrays.

*Inserts a Sharp Beak from Pokemon Crystal*
 
out comes an angry Snorlax who uses Hyper Beam and incinerates everything/body (except the vending machine)

then, a grain of dust (coincidentally) makes its way into the vending machine

BTW: did you guys know that more people die each year from vending machines than from shark attacks??? (true fact)
 
A knife comes out and the vending machine transforms into a suicide booth

*Replaces suicide booth with a new vending machine*

In goes a taco...
 
Out comes Snorlax!

In goes a taco filled with Snorlax. Wait, no, the other way around!
 
Out comes a Fat Chocobo.

[Insert Girder]
 
*out comes a pikachu*
Ok... how does that work out?
*In goes a picture of every single pokemon carved in stone*
 
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