Post Funny Quotes From The Show Here. o.o

marillmonster2000

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    Er.. Try To Come Up With As Many Funny Pokemon quotes As Possible.. ^^

    I'll Start:

    James:Our Meowth Got Damaged In A Bizzare Yodling Accident!

    Now Someone Else Try o.o Let's See How Big We Can Make The List! ^^

    Marillmonster2000
    James:Our Meowth Got Damaged In A Bizzare Yodling Accident!

    James:I'm Hungry...
    Meowth:Yeah...
    Jessie:*whips out frying pan* I Can Cook!
    Meowth:Thanks, But last Time Ya Cooked Ya Wiped out 8 Of My 9 Lives..
    TR Alltogether:*sigh...*

    Brock:Hey Charmander! You Think You Could Light This Lamp For Me? Thanks.
    Charmander:Char! *uses flamethrower* *toasts brock by accident*
    Brock:...LIGHT THE LAMP, NOT ME!!!

    Toto
    Ash: The most important thing a new Pokemon Trainer has to remember is? Uhhhh? Let?s see now. What was it? Uh heh heh ? It was on the tip of my tongue?.Uhhhh?

    Entei Master

    Jesse: "Try my fury swipes!"
    meowth: "The snow is so warm and soft, just like a blankie!"
    James: "Cacnea, I choose you (cacnea goes and hugs him), and you choose me"

    Psychic*Absol
    Jessie: To protect us from all that chafing and itching!
    James: It might finally stop all of Jessie's....complaining

    Meowth: The boss will awake after a good night's sleep, walk outside and peel off his robe for a morning dip.
    James: He?s wearing swimming trunks, right?

    Jessie: We're getting so close to the Dragon Fang I can almost smell it!
    Meowth: Heh heh...that was me.

    ex.a.k.r
    "A hair is a woman's life! ...".

    Hiroshi
    Misty : What? What is it?
    Ash : Nothing, it's just unusual to see you dressed up as a girl!

    Lonepichu
    Man: We're a band of Diglett theives known as the band of Diglett theives.
    Jessie: How original.

    Meowth: Let me get this straight, all you win for first place is a membership to this crummy town, what do you get for second place, akick in the shin?

    Emerald Sky
    Misty: I just caught a tea kettle...
    Ash: It put up a good fight, though...
    Brock: Maybe you can throw it back and try for a coffeemaker?
    Misty(mad): I CAME HERE FOR POKEMON, NOT FOR APPLIANCES!!!!!!

    Vampiric Angel:
    Ash: There's a Pok?mon called psychology?

    Nicoleb
    Jessie, James and Meowth: *Are sneaking around and stealing stuff*

    Jessie: Shhhhhh! *To Meowth*

    Meowth: Shhhhhh!! *To James*

    James: Shhhhhh! *To no one* Huh?


    Ash, Misty and Brock: *See Jessie, James and Meowth with the stolen Pokemon League trophy (in a bag)*

    James: *Leaps in front of the bag* We don't know anything about the stolen Pokemon League Trophy!

    Meowth: And even if we did, it's certainly not in this suspicious looking bag we're hiding!

    Jessie: *In an over-sarcastic tone* Oh! They'll never think we took it now!


    Jessie, James and Meowth are doing their motto*

    Jessie: Prepare for trouble, or you're walk the plank!

    James: And make it double, before you all sink!

    Jessie: That doesn't rhyme!


    Jessie, James, and Meowth are spying on Ash, Misty and Brock*

    Meowth: I'm hungry... Let's get something to eat.

    Jessie: *Whacks Meowth with a fan*

    James: But no more pizza! ^_^

    Jessie: *Whacks James with a fan*

    James: *With a huge mark on his head* I'm sick of pizza every meal!


    James: I am a Moltres! Victreebell, go!

    Victreebell: ARGH!!! *Tries to eat James's head as usual*

    James: *Kicks Victreebell in the head*

    Victreebell: ARGH!!!

    Birdman
    James: How many times have we blasted off?
    Meowth: 500
    Rokets as blasting off: Happy Anniversery.
     
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    Ash: The most important thing a new Pokemon Trainer has to remember is? Uhhhh? Let?s see now. What was it? Uh heh heh ? It was on the tip of my tongue?.Uhhhh?
     
    Jesse: "Try my fury swipes!"
    meowth: "The snow is so warm and soft, just like a blankie!"
    James: "Cacnea, I choose you (cacnea goes and hugs him), and you choose me"

    All from team rocket!
     
    Jessie: To protect us from all that chafing and itching!
    James: It might finally stop all of Jessie's....complaining.

    Team Rocket has lots of funny quotes. ^^
     
    I still remember this quote from Jessie in the episode with two Maxes (Maxed Out!). It was somewhere along the lines of "A hair is a woman's life! ...". That had me laughing for the next three hours, as you don't get to hear such things everyday on Pok?mon. That episode was also the funniest ever.
     
    When Misty putted her bikini on (from the epi "beauty and the beach") Brock and Ash just stared at her when she had her bikini on. And then Misty said: What? What is it?
    and then Ash said: Nothing, it's just unusual to see you dressed up as a girl!

    I really laughed a lot at that
     
    Man: We're a band of Diglett theives known as the band of Diglett theives.
    Jessie: How original.

    Meowth: Let me get this straight, all you win for first place is a membership to this crummy town, what do you get for second place, akick in the shin?

    That last one is technically from Andy.
     
    From "The Totodile Duel":

    Misty: I just caught a tea kettle...
    Ash: It put up a good fight, though...
    Brock: Maybe you can throw it back and try for a coffeemaker?
    Misty(mad): I CAME HERE FOR POKEMON, NOT FOR APPLIANCES!!!!!!
     
    James:I'm Hungry...
    Meowth:Yeah...
    Jessie:*whips out frying pan* I Can Cook!
    Meowth:Thanks, But last Time Ya Cooked Ya Wiped out 8 Of My 9 Lives..
    TR Alltogether:*sigh...*
     
    LOL! Team Rocket is very funny! I can think of heaps funny lines they said. Funny, even in the dub! O_O:

    Jessie, James and Meowth: *Are sneaking around and stealing stuff*

    Jessie: Shhhhhh! *To Meowth*

    Meowth: Shhhhhh!! *To James*

    James: Shhhhhh! *To no one* Huh?


    Ash, Misty and Brock: *See Jessie, James and Meowth with the stolen Pokemon League trophy (in a bag)*

    James: *Leaps in front of the bag* We don't know anything about the stolen Pokemon League Trophy!

    Meowth: And even if we did, it's certainly not in this suspicious looking bag we're hiding!

    Jessie: *In an over-sarcastic tone* Oh! They'll never think we took it now!


    Jessie, James and Meowth are doing their motto*

    Jessie: Prepare for trouble, or you're walk the plank!

    James: And make it double, before you all sink!

    Jessie: That doesn't rhyme!


    Jessie, James, and Meowth are spying on Ash, Misty and Brock*

    Meowth: I'm hungry... Let's get something to eat.

    Jessie: *Whacks Meowth with a fan*

    James: But no more pizza! ^_^

    Jessie: *Whacks James with a fan*

    James: *With a huge mark on his head* I'm sick of pizza every meal!


    James: I am a Moltres! Victreebell, go!

    Victreebell: ARGH!!! *Tries to eat James's head as usual*

    James: *Kicks Victreebell in the head*

    Victreebell: ARGH!!!
     
    *adds another TR quote*

    Meowth: The boss will awake after a good night's sleep, walk outside and peel off his robe for a morning dip.
    James: He?s wearing swimming trunks, right?
     
    Brock:Hey Charmander! You Think You Could Light This Lamp For Me? Thanks.
    Charmander:Char! *uses flamethrower* *toasts brock by accident*
    Brock:...LIGHT THE LAMP, NOT ME!!!
     
    Jessie: We're getting so close to the Dragon Fang I can almost smell it!
    Meowth: Heh heh...that was me.
     
    lol, but i wish what episodes they r.
     
    I think my last one is from one of the Clair episodes....I don't know about the other ones, though. ^^;;;;
     
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