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Huzzah for people liking the boosh.
 
That scares me xD

Honchkrow= Underrated xD

Talking to Vance xD
 
"You've got mega hits like 'Idol' where Sanjaya took his bow
Just a little boy from India who made us all say 'wow'
With a voice that makes you wanna just go out and kill a cow

Here's the plain situation
A simple declaration
If you want it you can find it on T.V.

You've got 'Scrubs' on NBC in season seven and a half
With the antics of the loveable and talented Zach Braff
Who reminds us that a sitcom doesn't have to make you laugh

You can try to deny it
But we can certify it
If you want it you can find it on T.V.

And if you start to crave a brand new T.V. thrill
They're always brewing up some brand new primetime swill
Like the GEICO 'Cavemen'

CBS was once a network that was reverent and clean
But today they've got some shows that are remarkably obscene
Like the show about a little boy who lives with Charlie Sheen

Oh, there aint nothing to it
You click it on and view it
If you want it you can find it on T.V.

ABC has got a line-up that's refreshing and alive
With its hits like 'Desperate Housewives' just continuing to thrive
And those women look sensational for being sixty-five

No we won't oversell ya
We merely wanna tell ya
If you want it you can find it on T.V.

Now the peacock's having trouble simply staying in the race
So I hear they're bringing 'Seinfield' back to save a little face
And I hear Isaiah Washington is taking Kramers place

Oh, you may not adore it
But, boy, you can't ignore it
If you want it you can find it on T.V.

Now the 'Sopranos' is a show I'd recommend
Because you never know just how it's gonna-

So to sum up the philosophy on which we're both agreed
All the garbage on the airwaves is a vital thing indeed
'Cause without it then Americans would have to learn to read

And so up with the curtain
It's absolutely certain
If you want it you can find it on T.V."


umm.. There the Lyrics to the song Brian & Stewie sang at the 2007 Emmys.
It's called "If you want it you can find it on TV" song to the tune of the" Freakin' FCC."
 
Which is more important to you, accuracy or entertainment value?

The current discussion topic in the Fan Fiction Lounge.
 
I need a wii so bad...


yeah... i don't have one yet... i said that to sum1 who wanted to Brawl and i told him that i have no wii to Brawl on. i expect to get one on my b-day though (sept 6 pplz!!!), so wish me luck!!!
 
"Personally I have a soft spot in my heart for Shirley~ and it looks like you do too because she takes #4 with 13.7% of the vote! Wow!"

This was from a poll on a Code Geass website. We were in utter shock to it's outcome oO
Plus Shirley annoys me -shot'd- XDD
 
Blog: BlogNintendo

I was updating my sig. The link to my blog was incorrect.
 
^ is the poster that posted above <
(It's what I have on CTRL+V)
 
THE MAN WHO SPOKE THE TRUTH BUT DIDN'T

A traveller was walking one day when he met an old man sitting beside the road smoking a pipe.
"The first thing said to you by the first person you meet today will not be true," said the old man. "Trust me - don't believe what he says!"
"OK," said the traveller. "But hang on a minute: you're the first person I've met today."
"Exactly!" said the old man.

You may have spotted something funny going on here. If the old man speaks the truth, then the first thing he says is not true. But if the first thing he says is not true, then the first thing he says is true.

The traveller thought he saw a way out of the paradox: claim that what the old man first said is neither true nor not true. After all, why does every such sentence have to be either true or not true.

"Old man, you're trying to trick me," said the traveller. "It's obvious that what you said is neither true nor not true."
"Aha," said the old man. "You're suggesting that it is not true that what I said is true, and also not true what I said is not true?"
"That's exactly right," said the traveller.
"Well, then, if it's not true that was I said is true, then what I said is not true!"
The traveller was starting to get a headache. The old man continued: "And if it's not true that what I said is not true, then what I said is true! For what I said is precisely that what I said is not true!"
The traveller was starting to feel like ramming the old man's pipe down his throat.
"So you see," said the old man, "your suggestion is wrong: it's not true that what I said is neither true nor not true. In fact, it's both true and not true!"






That one is kinda long, now ain't it.
 
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