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[Problem Sleuth]

Greetings comrades. My good friend Top Cat has invited me to these forums, and I think I'll have a good time here. [Insert additional generic "I'm new" comments here]

 

[Top Cat]

That's right, I invited you.

 

[Captain Fabio]

Hi and welcome to PC!

Hope you enjoy your stay here and if you need any help, give me a shout!
Don't forget to read the rules =]