Rate my team! (Tha TrickRoom Sweepahs!)

[BartCiao]

Hello everyone,

I'm kinda new at this place, but not new at the Pokémon Games. I want to battle competitively, but first I need to know if my team is alright. So please give your opinion!
Here is it: it can be used for single and double battles!

Porygon 2
Nickname: DatabaseX
Nature: Quiet
EV's: 252 HP / 120 Def. or Sp. Def./ 136 SpA
Ability: Trace
Item: Leftovers / Shell Bell
~ Trick Room
~ Thunderbolt
~ Ice Beam
~ Recover

Rhyperior
Nickname: Rambo (male), Ramba (Female)
Nature: Brave
EV's: 252 Atk / 252 Sp. Def / 4 Def
Ability: Solid Rock (First Rock Head)
Item: Choice Band
~ Earthquake
~ Stone Edge
~ Aqua Tail / Swords Dance
~ Megahorn

Slowking
Nickname: ????
Nature: Quiet
EV's: 252 Sp. Atk / 252 Sp. Def. / 4 Def.
Ability: Own Tempo
Item: Leftovers / Shell Bell
~ Nasty Plot / Calm Mind
~ Surf
~ Psychic
~ Slack Off

Bibarel
Nickname: Bigbeavah:classic:
Nature: Brave
EV's: 252 Atk / 128 Sp. Def / 128 Def.
Ability: Simple
Item: Leftovers
~ Curse
~ Waterfall
~ Amnesia
~ Return

So the tactic is that I first use Trick Room with my Porgyon2, then sweep everyone out with Rhyperior. For fighting pokémon I can use Slowking, and (I just love him) Bibarel, can have double Attack, Defense, Speed and triple sp. def. in two turns! So, that's kinda cheat!!! XD I've really thought about it, but I still have some questions:
- What are the weaknesses in my team?
- What are good items for this pokemon?
- What's a good nickname for Slowking?
- What are good defense EV's for Rhyperior: Defence or Special Defence, or both?
- What are good defence EV's for Slowking: Defence or Special Defense, or both?
- What are good defence EV's for Porygon2: Defence or Special Defence, or both?
And just give your opinion about my team!

Really much thanks if you want to help me!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Bart (15 years old, am I too old for Pokémon?

 

[.Gamer]

Hello everyone,

I'm kinda new at this place, but not new at the Pokémon Games. I want to battle competitively, but first I need to know if my team is alright. So please give your opinion!
Here is it: it can be used for single and double battles!

Porygon 2
Nickname: DatabaseX
Nature: Quiet
EV's: 252 HP / 120 Def. or Sp. Def./ 136 SpA
Ability: Trace
Item: Leftovers / Shell Bell
~ Tri-Attack/Toxic
~ Thunderbolt
~ Ice Beam
~ Recover
Trick room is kinda bad if you only have 1 pokemon using it.

Rhyperior
Nickname: Rambo (male), Ramba (Female)
Nature: Brave
EV's: 252 Atk / 252 Speed / 4 Def
Ability: Solid Rock (First Rock Head)
Item: Life Orb
~ Earthquake
~ Stone Edge
~ Aqua Tail / Swords Dance Rock Polish
~ Megahorn
Don't run swords dance on CB set, use Rock Polish for faster moving Rhinos.

Slowking
Nickname: ????
Nature: Quiet
EV's: 252 Sp. Atk / 252 Sp. Def. / 4 Def.
Ability: Own Tempo
Item: Leftovers / Shell Bell
~ Nasty Plot / Calm Mind
~ Surf
~ Psychic
~ Slack Off
Use leftovers, more reliable recovery, and use calm mind not nasty plot.

Bibarel
Nickname: Bigbeavah:classic:
Nature: Brave
EV's: 252 Atk / 128 Sp. Def / 128 Def.
Ability: Simple
Item: Leftovers
~ Curse
~ Waterfall
~ Amnesia
~ Return
Uh, I guess.

So the tactic is that I first use Trick Room with my Porgyon2, then sweep everyone out with Rhyperior. For fighting pokémon I can use Slowking, and (I just love him) Bibarel, can have double Attack, Defense, Speed and triple sp. def. in two turns! So, that's kinda cheat!!! XD I've really thought about it, but I still have some questions:
- What are the weaknesses in my team?
- What are good items for this pokemon?
- What's a good nickname for Slowking?
- What are good defense EV's for Rhyperior: Defence or Special Defence, or both?
- What are good defence EV's for Slowking: Defence or Special Defense, or both?
- What are good defence EV's for Porygon2: Defence or Special Defence, or both?
And just give your opinion about my team!

Really much thanks if you want to help me!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Bart (15 years old, am I too old for Pokémon?

Changes/suggestions in bold.

Well, one weakness is that you only have four pokemon, which is severly outclassed by 6 pokemon.
If your Rhyherior is to be sweeping you don't want it to have a choice band, it wants life orb. Because choice band only lets you use one move over, and over, and over again.
Slowking looks good.
Imo, don't use trick room. Give Rhyperior Rock Polish so he outspeeds waters that my try to subdue him, put the Def EVs in Speed, that way Rock Polish is useful.
Why bibarel?
Also, you are mixing tiers, which dampers the effectiveness of this team.
P.S. I don't mean to come across as mean. And 15 is not too old for pokemon. =)