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[MiloticMessiahess]

hi all! I am miloticmessiahess and i am very pious!! I believe in the savior!1 I am vegetaria (so they don't kill the poor oysters) and i am blonde blue eyes female!! rate my team and be careful b/c the divinities r watching u!!!

milotic@lefties [Virgin Mary]
calm
rest
hypnosis
surf
icebeam

Mary counters satan's dragondancers. You should too. Mary is my favorite and signature pokemoness. She is ver pious and beautiful like me. She likes to eat popcorn while watching her favorite movie, The ten Commandments. I can't get her to clean up her popcorn mess until i tell her that she might go to hell!!!!

Zapdos@lefties [Lazarus]
timid
substitute
hiddenpower ice
thunderbolt
thunderwave

Lazarus is for the devil's gyradoses. He is very quiet and once he won a battle for me in Misty's gym. He doesn't like popcorn but he loves to eat spagetti. he is a vegetarian like me.

Blissey@leftovers [Heaven]
bold
aromatherapy
seismic toss
icebeam
softboiled

Heaven heals the other members with her powerful aromatherpy move. You see, I found her when she was really young and she is really attached to me. suddenly, one day, when team rocket (DIE LUCIFER'S AGENTS!) was chasing me, she evolved! Now, she is the nurse of all pokemon just like jesus is the nurse for all of us

swampert@leftovers [Johnthebaptist]
sassy
rest
earthquake
icebeam
roar

John was given to me at Bible School for coming in at the top of my class. He is used definsively in this team although he can make satan run back home crying to his mommy with curse but i don't believe in cursing. John is very gluttonous and Lazarus and I are trying to get him to stop!

blaziken@leftovers [MaryMagdeline]
naive
fireblast
swordsdance
brickbreak
rockslide

Mary offers her flame to others to keep them warm and comfortable just like the real mary magdeline did. MaryM and Lightylight (ehom you'll meet later) just joined my party and i'm just getting to know them.

steelix@leftovers [Lightylight]
impish
earthquake
roar
irontail
rest

Lightylight was abandoned by a trainer under the influence of the devil. see note on MaryMagdeline. Lightylight is used against the devil's bugs known as ninjask and also against metagross.

ok! rate away and dont hesitate to post about yourself and your pokemon! and remember, cool kids like jesus!

 

[Pokedragonfire]

What, are you trying to convert us all to christian or what??? Please don't do that, we all have our own beliefs. (BTW I'm vegetarian too but that's not what this thread is about...)
As for your team...

milotic @lefties/maybe lum???
calm

rest/ice beam
hypnosis
surf
Mirror Coat

I'm no expert but I hear milotic with some HP ev's does good with a mirror coat.

Zapdos@lefties
timid

substitute
hiddenpower ice
thunderbolt
thunderwave

Looks okay I guess. But maybe HP something else if you have milotic have ice beam.

Blissey@leftovers
bold

aromatherapy
seismic toss
icebeam
softboiled

Looks good but blissey is evil >=P

swampert@Chesto
sassy

rest
earthquake
icebeam
roar

Might as well make it a entirely physical sweeper and give it something like HP rock instead of ice beam.

blaziken@leftovers
naive

fireblast(Overheat/Flamethrower)
swordsdance
brickbreak(Sky Uppercut)
rockslide(HP rock)

Okay, Blaziken could use a little accuracy. Definitly change fireblast, but if you prefer the other two that's fine.

steelix@leftovers
impish

earthquake
Rock Slide
irontail
Explosion/Return

Don't give it roar you've already got swampert. Also don't give it rest without chesto.

 

[MiloticMessiahess]

hmph! what you believe is your own buisness but i am a very arduous jesus follower. i got a jesus poster in my room too. i need more rates! pleez!!

 

[Pokedragonfire]

hmph! what you believe is your own buisness but i am a very arduous jesus follower. i got a jesus poster in my room too. i need more rates! pleez!!

I know, you can believe what you like, just please don't post it in a topic where it doesn't belong. Trying to convince people to believe in Jesus when they don't is against rules here. Not saying you can't state that's what you believe in, but really there are other threads to do so.
BTW this forum might take awhile for you to get more rates. People can be a bit slow to find your topic and post.

 

[MiloticMessiahess]

i just believe in our lord the christ with a passion i cant keep it to myself lol its lol a disease lol. and im not trying to convince anybody anything just stating im a devout christian =[

thanks for the advice! peepl arent usually nice to a new person! i want you to know if u were a christian you would be in heaven if you killed yourself right now!

 

[Pokemon is chess]

i appreciate you and your savior :dead:

chesto berry sucks

 

[MiloticMessiahess]

i appreciate you and your savior :dead:

chesto berry sucks

chestoberry/any other berry except MAYBE lum is the devil's gift =[

you should be more openminded pokemon is chess i dont make fun of you for being the best player in the world? jesus is watching ovah me

 

[Kholdstaire]

This is a joke right?

:(

 

[MiloticMessiahess]

This is a joke right?

:(

no!!!!!!!!! PLEASE RATE PPL

 

[HellishHades]

This is a joke right?

:(

If it is, I'm not laughing.

and remember, cool kids like jesus!

"Beware of practicing your piety before men in order to be seen by them; for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven."
-- Matthew 6:1

I'm sure Pokemon is chess will enjoy the reference.

If team were to get a percentile score: 666 / (2000*PI), since it is heavy with OU used improperly. There's too much to fix without changing a lot in the line-up.

 

[Lion Heart]

Okay well, personally I find this topic a little offensive, I don't believe in God, or any alternative version of "it".

Now, though it doesnt deeply offend me, think about the people it will offend, people who look up to Alla/Buddha/other gods.

It WILL offend them, as the author of this topic virtully pushes catholic/christianicness on the readers, which I believe is immoral, and in certain parts of the world, illegal.

Team wise, you've just whored a bunch of Over Used pokemon slapped them together and tried to make a team out of it, ditch Steelix as he is NO good, and don't believe otherwise, and also, ditch Blissey, as it's a magnet for Fighting pokemon to come in and begin subrevving.

And remember to think about other peoples feelings abpout religiousness before you impose your beliefs on others.

 

[Pokemon Is Poker]

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[MiloticMessiahess]

Okay well, personally I find this topic a little offensive, I don't believe in God, or any alternative version of "it".

Now, though it doesnt deeply offend me, think about the people it will offend, people who look up to Alla/Buddha/other gods.

It WILL offend them, as the author of this topic virtully pushes catholic/christianicness on the readers, which I believe is immoral, and in certain parts of the world, illegal.

Team wise, you've just whored a bunch of Over Used pokemon slapped them together and tried to make a team out of it, ditch Steelix as he is NO good, and don't believe otherwise, and also, ditch Blissey, as it's a magnet for Fighting pokemon to come in and begin subrevving.

And remember to think about other peoples feelings abpout religiousness before you impose your beliefs on others.

u dont know what ur talking about =[ so what if fighting pokemon come in, i switch to venusaur. steelix is awesome =[

and using uu pokemon doesnt make one more honorable :[

and what's with the stupid thing? all i asked was for a rate :cries:

 

[Pokemon Is Poker]

and what's with the stupid thing? all i asked was for a rate :cries:

that was directed at Lion Heart.

 

[Lion Heart]

I stand by what I said, but whatever.

Well, if I were to use the pokemon you use, here's what I'd do with them.

MILOTIC
-Recover
-Hypnosis/Refresh (I'll get dissed about the Refresh part)
-Surf
-Ice Beam

ZAPDOS
-Thunderbolt
-Drill Peck
-HP Grass/HP Ice (HP Grass is for Swampert, who messes Zappy up without it)
-Thunder Wave

BLISSEY
-Softboiled
-Ice Beam
-Seismic Toss/Counter
-Aromatherapy

BLAZIKEN
-Brick Break/Sky Uppercut
-Fire Blast/Flamethrower/Blaze Kick
-Thunder Punch
-HP Ice

SWAMPERT
-Earthquake
-Surf
-Ice Beam
-HP Grass

STEELIX
-Roar
-Earthquake
-Iron Tail/Rock Slide
-Explosion/Rest

I was probably no help at all, but who cares?
Everyone here will bag my suggestions out but I also don't care.

 

[MiloticMessiahess]

Okay well, personally I find this topic a little offensive, I don't believe in God, or any alternative version of "it".

Now, though it doesnt deeply offend me, think about the people it will offend, people who look up to Alla/Buddha/other gods.

It WILL offend them, as the author of this topic virtully pushes catholic/christianicness on the readers, which I believe is immoral, and in certain parts of the world, illegal.

i am not trying to thrust my beliefs at anyone. i dont go around saying "BE CHRISTIAN OR GO TO HELL" or anything lol like that. i am stating avidly what i believe in. i just stated that you should fight satan because almost every religion has a satan or something like that, be it a person, like lucifer, or an immoral idea that's considered 'satanic' or 'bad' or 'goes against one's respective relegion'. of you don't believe in relegion then believing in religion may be considered 'bad' or 'satanic' ('satanic' as a reference to something bad NOT as an allusion to satan himself). hinduism has asuras who are beings and i think wiccans revere nature and anything against nature is considered bad. correct me if im wrong pls :( . And no before your horribly immature mind jumps to conclusions, i am not discriminating against any other relegions, just using them as examples. i believe that the church has condemned and soiled the practice of wiccanism and made the religion sound like they worship the devil which they don't

Team wise, you've just whored a bunch of Over Used pokemon slapped them together and tried to make a team out of it, ditch Steelix as he is NO good, and don't believe otherwise, and also, ditch Blissey, as it's a magnet for Fighting pokemon to come in and begin subrevving.

like i said you obviously don't know what youre talking about. id try to get the idea of the gameplay before making insanely stupid suggestions. and using UU pokemon does, in no way, make you honorable or cool or what have you. OUs are OU b/c they work. If you dont use OUs and complain about, excuse me, "whoring" Ous, then its your problem for refusing to use ous in the first place

And remember to think about other peoples feelings abpout religiousness before you impose your beliefs on others.

don't you think that's a little ironic coming from you?

lol ok lol i just noticed those parts of your post because i skimmed through the post looking lol for something intelligent but didn't find anything :(

please ppl rate! i m new to rs and i need help!!

pokemon is poker sorry for the misunderstanding!!!! please forgive me!!

 

[Pokemon is chess]

chestoberry/any other berry except MAYBE lum is the devil's gift =[

you should be more openminded pokemon is chess i dont make fun of you for being the best player in the world? jesus is watching ovah me

LOOOK ok jesus isnt real you are living a lie

 

[MiloticMessiahess]

oh? are you implying that im inhaling Nitrous fumes??? i believe in what i want. hmph

;-D

 

[Mullet]

This topic is getting out of hand, and this is going, and already to some extent has started a flame war, save the religion for the T-Dome when it's back up, either start rating the team, or Toothy, or an S-Mod+, needs to close this.

As for me I'm not even going to rate this, she didn't even put up EV spreads, and this is getting way too religious for me anyway!

 

[Demonic Angel]

Yeah, this is getting really out of hand, a mod should close this. MiloticMessiahess, maybe you could make another thread and not mention all the religious things? I'm not trying to diss your beliefs, but it would make things a lot easier, and I'm sure you didn't post to get flamed or anything. ^^;