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Hey! I know, my past fanfictions sucked...but this one might not suck!
Anywho, it's a story about a boy who gets a brouchure from Tony Hawk.
If some text are color-coated, it means it's a reference, parody, or spoof.
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Chapter 1
"Kaven!" his Mom shouted. "Time for school!"
"Now? It's only ten o' clock!" Kaven shouted back.
"Yeah, 10 AM!" his Mom said to him as she walked towards him.
"Dang it! I can't believe I missed the first day of middle school!" he shouted out loud. "Hey," his brother said. "haven't you heard your manners yet?"
"Wha-what are you talking about?" Kaven asked. "You're only in Kindergarden!" "Yeah?" his brother replied. "Your mom is in kindergarden!"
Their mom heard him. "Excuse me! Why are you still here? You missed school too dumb-" she paused. "Uh-oh, someone's here...". "Who?" Kaven and his little brother asked at the same time. "I think it's...I think it's...".
"Who!?" Kaven asked. His little brother got scared so much, his heart was beating five times faster than it usually does! "MIKE JONES! Who? Who?" Their mom said, surprisingly. "I hate you! Go to hell, mom!" his little brother said. He ran to the kitchen and got the knives. "Nevak! Stop! Stop this instant!" his mom said. "Dude, don't do it!" Oh my god. This happened last time with Dad!, Kaven thought. He had a plan to stop him. "Uh, Nevak? Remember when you f'd up my computer yesterday?" he said to him. "Yeah." Nevak responed, nicely. Then, he put the knives down on to the ground. Kaven went upstairs to Nevak's room, got the Limited Edition Gamecube, ran back downstairs and threw it at the metal wall. "WAH! Son of a bull! I hate you!" Nevak screamed like hell. "I'm gonna kill you once and for all!" He picked up the knives and threw them at the Mom. "Mom!" Their Mom's blood were everywhere! On the walls, their Flat Screen TV, and the floor! After that, she got split into halves. "HOLY CALAMITY!" someone said. "Ok! Ok! Cut!" A guy shot the little kid. "What the? Where am I?" Kaven asked. "You're in a hidden camera reality T.V. Show! Everything that just happened was real! Your mom is really dead! No one knew about it except for us!" a recognizable person replied. "...whoa! You're Tony Hawk! You're awesome! I've always loved your video games!" Kaven screamed. "Heh! That's right! We knew your life was messed up, so we had to film it!" Tony Hawk said. "Oh, and keep this to remember us." He gave him a skateboard made out of titanium. "Holy crap, dude! This thing is so rare!" he said in amazement. "I know, kid. We seen your moves, you're awesome but we can't give you a contract."
"Why?"
"Cuz your parents are dead! The only way to get one is to get foster parents. I'm really sorry."
"Oh. That's ok."
"Well, see you some other time!"
"Wha, where are you going?"
"To Skatopolis!"
"Skatopolis? Where's that?"
"We can't tell you, but we can give you this." He handed him a brochure about the World Destruction Tour 2.
"I thought you guys were banned?"
"Nah, they let us off the hook. They enjoy it though!"
"Hm, that's wierd..."
"Yeah...so...since your an awesome skater, I signed you up."
"Oh, thanks!" When he blinked, Tony was gone. "Hmmm..." he said. "I wonder what cities I have to skate in?" He looked inside the brochure. The following places were listed:
San Fransisco
Rome
Las Vegas
Seattle
New Yourk
Skatopolis*
"Ooh! Skatopolis!" he said. Then at the bottom it said, "You must need a parent or guardian to sign a contract to go here." "Aw man! My parents have to sign this AND the Pro Skater contract?! Huh? What's this?" He check the bottom of that. It said, "Must pay $100 for each contract." Then, after awhile, he fainted.
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So, is this any good? I accept honest comments! I don't care if you give me a low rating or a bad comment. Just make sure it isn't a brutal one...
Anywho, it's a story about a boy who gets a brouchure from Tony Hawk.
If some text are color-coated, it means it's a reference, parody, or spoof.
--------------------------
Chapter 1
"Kaven!" his Mom shouted. "Time for school!"
"Now? It's only ten o' clock!" Kaven shouted back.
"Yeah, 10 AM!" his Mom said to him as she walked towards him.
"Dang it! I can't believe I missed the first day of middle school!" he shouted out loud. "Hey," his brother said. "haven't you heard your manners yet?"
"Wha-what are you talking about?" Kaven asked. "You're only in Kindergarden!" "Yeah?" his brother replied. "Your mom is in kindergarden!"
Their mom heard him. "Excuse me! Why are you still here? You missed school too dumb-" she paused. "Uh-oh, someone's here...". "Who?" Kaven and his little brother asked at the same time. "I think it's...I think it's...".
"Who!?" Kaven asked. His little brother got scared so much, his heart was beating five times faster than it usually does! "MIKE JONES! Who? Who?" Their mom said, surprisingly. "I hate you! Go to hell, mom!" his little brother said. He ran to the kitchen and got the knives. "Nevak! Stop! Stop this instant!" his mom said. "Dude, don't do it!" Oh my god. This happened last time with Dad!, Kaven thought. He had a plan to stop him. "Uh, Nevak? Remember when you f'd up my computer yesterday?" he said to him. "Yeah." Nevak responed, nicely. Then, he put the knives down on to the ground. Kaven went upstairs to Nevak's room, got the Limited Edition Gamecube, ran back downstairs and threw it at the metal wall. "WAH! Son of a bull! I hate you!" Nevak screamed like hell. "I'm gonna kill you once and for all!" He picked up the knives and threw them at the Mom. "Mom!" Their Mom's blood were everywhere! On the walls, their Flat Screen TV, and the floor! After that, she got split into halves. "HOLY CALAMITY!" someone said. "Ok! Ok! Cut!" A guy shot the little kid. "What the? Where am I?" Kaven asked. "You're in a hidden camera reality T.V. Show! Everything that just happened was real! Your mom is really dead! No one knew about it except for us!" a recognizable person replied. "...whoa! You're Tony Hawk! You're awesome! I've always loved your video games!" Kaven screamed. "Heh! That's right! We knew your life was messed up, so we had to film it!" Tony Hawk said. "Oh, and keep this to remember us." He gave him a skateboard made out of titanium. "Holy crap, dude! This thing is so rare!" he said in amazement. "I know, kid. We seen your moves, you're awesome but we can't give you a contract."
"Why?"
"Cuz your parents are dead! The only way to get one is to get foster parents. I'm really sorry."
"Oh. That's ok."
"Well, see you some other time!"
"Wha, where are you going?"
"To Skatopolis!"
"Skatopolis? Where's that?"
"We can't tell you, but we can give you this." He handed him a brochure about the World Destruction Tour 2.
"I thought you guys were banned?"
"Nah, they let us off the hook. They enjoy it though!"
"Hm, that's wierd..."
"Yeah...so...since your an awesome skater, I signed you up."
"Oh, thanks!" When he blinked, Tony was gone. "Hmmm..." he said. "I wonder what cities I have to skate in?" He looked inside the brochure. The following places were listed:
San Fransisco
Rome
Las Vegas
Seattle
New Yourk
Skatopolis*
"Ooh! Skatopolis!" he said. Then at the bottom it said, "You must need a parent or guardian to sign a contract to go here." "Aw man! My parents have to sign this AND the Pro Skater contract?! Huh? What's this?" He check the bottom of that. It said, "Must pay $100 for each contract." Then, after awhile, he fainted.
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So, is this any good? I accept honest comments! I don't care if you give me a low rating or a bad comment. Just make sure it isn't a brutal one...