Ruin my joke

[droomph]

So, you come up with a witty joke that gets a lot of laughs.

Now, the next person comes along and ruins it by explaining it down to the most minute details of why it's funny.

Or they ruin it by trying to also be hilarious with the person.

Oh well, just ruin the joke.

Gogogo

 

[hinkage]

Three men walk into a bar.

Ah, quite clever. See, what he's doing here is setting up a scenario in which the listener can expect that these "three men" are going to encounter some sort of silly shenanigans in the bar, which are initiated either by speech or actions. In either circumstance, the setup of the three men simultaneously entering the bar primes the listener for a good laugh, and makes him or her begin to wonder, whether consciously or subconsciously, what the outcome will be.



Yo mama's so stupid she takes a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.

 

[Alexander Nicholi]

Yo mama's so stupid she takes a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.

That's what she said! :DDDDDDD

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Lawyer: "And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. Ok? What school do you go to?"
Witness: "Oral."
Lawyer: "How old are you?"
Witness: "Oral."

 

[Unknown#]

Quite simply, the joke is just that the Witness (who I shall refer to as Steve from now on) is an idiotic person who takes all things literally. By answering "Oral" to each question, Steve is taking the lawyers advice to take all answers orally literally.
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A Frenchman, a German, and a Canadian board a train together.