Russian Reversal, Pokemon Style! [Make every post Pokemon related!]

[deoxys121]

This sounded fun. If you don't Russian reversal is, here's an example "In America, you watch TV. In Soviet Russia, TV watch you!" However, for this thread, make them Pokemon-related. For each post, you can make comments on previous ones, but remember to post one of your own. I'll start.

"In Unova, Nurse Joy heal Pokemon. In Soviet Russia, Pokemon heal Nurse Joy!"

 

[gameplayer56]

"In Unova, trainers catch Pokemon. But in Soviet Russia, Pokemon catch trainer!"
Well, there's one (Also if you care, this was my first thought when I saw this thread).​

 

[deoxys121]

In Professor Oak's Lab, you pick starter Pokemon. In Soviet Russia, starter Pokemon pick you!

 

[gameplayer56]

"In Kanto, you revive fossils. But in Soviet Russia, fossils revive you!"​

 

[deoxys121]

[Don't you have to be dead to be revived?]
In Kanto, Team Rocket steal Pokemon. In Soviet Russia, Pokemon steal Team Rocket!

 

[gameplayer56]

^Well, I guess it depends.
Anyway,
"In Unova, N try to save Pokemon. But in Soviet Russia, Pokemon try to save N!"​

 

[assassinjay1229]

In Hoenn, there is tons of water to surf in, In Soviet Russia, tons of water surfs in you

 

[gameplayer56]

"In Hoenn, you catch the Eon Pokemon. But in Soviet Russia, Eon Pokemon catch you!"​

 

[PelipperMail]

In Kanto, you beat leader of evil organisation. In Unova, leader of evil organisation beats you.

 

[DoctorFred]

In Pokemon you beat all 8 gyms. In Soviet Russia, all 8 gyms beat you!

 

[legendarypokemon]

In Hoenn you like mudkips, In Soviet russia Mudkips liek u!

 

[mishy.]

In Hoenn, your Pokemon eat Berries. In Soviet Russia, Berries eat you (or if you rather, your Pokemon)!

 

[miju-kun]

In Johto, kimono girls dance for Lugia and Ho-oh.
In Soviet Russia, Lugia and Ho-oh dance for kimono girls!

 

[gameplayer56]

In Kanto, Prof. Oak literature you about Pokemon. But in Soviet Russia, You literature Prof. Oak about Pokemon.​

 

[PelipperMail]

In Sinnoh, Whiscash goes in Masterball. In Hoenn, Masterball goes in Whiscash!

 

[echolocated]

In Sinnoh, you play the Azure Flute. In Soviet Russia, the Azure Flute plays you!

 

[Haru]

in Unova you challenge the elite 4, in soviet russia elite 4 challenges you!

 

[gameplayer56]

In Kanto, you fight Mewtwo. But in Soviet Russia, Mewtwo fight you!​

 

[darkpokeball]

In Pokemon, you explore mystery dungeons. In Soviet Russia, mystery dungeons explore you. (Which is kind of creepy when you think about it)

 

[gameplayer56]

^Now you got that on my mind.
Anyway,
In PokeEarth, you train Pokemon. But in Soviet Russia, Pokemon train you!​

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