Say Something Silly!!!!

"My diet is a joke, but the punchline is all cake;
I swear it's a plan, just a few pounds at stake"
 
What do you get when you cross a computer with a life guard ?
A screensaver !!
 
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, then try missing a couple of payments and billing, and see how some people will be knocking your doors !!
 
All my life I thought that air was free, until I bought a packet of chips !!
 
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday !!
:tongue::tongue:
 
If you are feeling lonely, then dim all the lights and watch a horror movie. And soon you won't feel like you are alone anymore !!
 
Are we born with photographic memory, because it takes time to develop ?
 
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