Say Something Silly!!!!

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

when life gives you gunpowder, make grenade!

 

[ReKoil]

When you can't dodge something, just embrace it tightly and take it back to whoever sent it!

 

[PoryKid575]

Unless they don't have a return address, in which case just keep it!

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

RING RING RING your kidding it's for you

 

[ReKoil]

What type of car does an Egg drive ?
A Yolkswagon

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

Let's toss a coin; If it's head, then you will give me your money & If it's tails, then I will take your money !!

 

[ReKoil]

What's the best name for a man who can't stand?
Neil.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Spoiler:

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[Delta Crowned Sword]

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but the alarm clock keeps trying to break us up !!

 

[ReKoil]

Someone asked me to check their balance... so I pushed them over.

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

If @Starlight lights firecracker rockets at night, then should she be known as "Light that burns the sky" ?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

what is an object but a unmotivated living thing?

 

[ReKoil]

What do you say if you've lost 25% of your roof?
Oof.

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

What do Grass-type Pokemon say on Halloween ?



Chik-or-treat-a !!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Am I in front of me ship's rudder, or am I behind it ?

 

[PoryKid575]

Get a circular ship so you can do both at once!

 

[ReKoil]

A pirate walks into a bar with a chocolate bar on his head.
"What's with the chocolate bar on your head?"
"Arrr.... I've got a bounty on my head!"

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

no need to think!

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

What does blanket says when it fells off the bed ?

"Oh Sheet" !!

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

What does a tick use to stay warm? a FLEAce!!!