Shadow
Original Flavor Darkness
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- The Middle of Nowhere!
- Seen Aug 6, 2021
Kenneth: "The Muk and Grimers are in position sir."
Shadow: "Time for phase two."
Kenneth: "Which is?"
Shadow: "A poor, defenseless Pokemon surrounded by my Pokemon. That bleeding heart Ash has will make him risk his life to save it."
Kenneth: "Sir, what poor, defensless Pokemon? We can't use yours since they wouldn't be threatened by fellow Poison types and mine could easily escape or fight their way out."
Shadow: "We'll just have to improvise then."
Shadow pulls a dress out of his bag.
Kenneth: "Why are you looking at me like that sir?"
Max: "That was delicious Brock."
Ash: "Too bad we can't go swimming."
Pikachu: "Pika... PIKACHU!"
Ash: "What is it?"
Kenneth (trying to sound like a lady): "Help me!"
May: "Sounds like a beached Waillord."
Brock: "Look! Some lady is being attacked by those Grimer and Muk!"
Ash: "Pikachu! Thunderbolt!"
Pikachu launches a Thunderbolt which electrifies all the Muk, Grimer, and Kenneth. The Muk and Grimer run away.
Kenneth: "Thank you young man."
Kenneth faints.
May: "Ash, Thunderbolt is your solution to everything."
Ash: "At least we saved that ugly old lady."
Max: "Yep, we saved her very well. ASH YOU FRIED HER!"
Ash: "Oh well, let's go get some burgers, saving her made me hungry."
Kenneth drags himself into the bushes.
Kenneth: "Sorry sir the plan failed."
Shadow: "I knew I should have dressed you up as a Wigglytuff. Oh well, time for Plan B."
Kenneth: "Does it involve getting me medical attention?"
Shadow: "Nope. Onward!"
Kenneth: "Yes sir, right away."
Shadow walks away and Kenneth crawls after him.
Shadow: "Time for phase two."
Kenneth: "Which is?"
Shadow: "A poor, defenseless Pokemon surrounded by my Pokemon. That bleeding heart Ash has will make him risk his life to save it."
Kenneth: "Sir, what poor, defensless Pokemon? We can't use yours since they wouldn't be threatened by fellow Poison types and mine could easily escape or fight their way out."
Shadow: "We'll just have to improvise then."
Shadow pulls a dress out of his bag.
Kenneth: "Why are you looking at me like that sir?"
Max: "That was delicious Brock."
Ash: "Too bad we can't go swimming."
Pikachu: "Pika... PIKACHU!"
Ash: "What is it?"
Kenneth (trying to sound like a lady): "Help me!"
May: "Sounds like a beached Waillord."
Brock: "Look! Some lady is being attacked by those Grimer and Muk!"
Ash: "Pikachu! Thunderbolt!"
Pikachu launches a Thunderbolt which electrifies all the Muk, Grimer, and Kenneth. The Muk and Grimer run away.
Kenneth: "Thank you young man."
Kenneth faints.
May: "Ash, Thunderbolt is your solution to everything."
Ash: "At least we saved that ugly old lady."
Max: "Yep, we saved her very well. ASH YOU FRIED HER!"
Ash: "Oh well, let's go get some burgers, saving her made me hungry."
Kenneth drags himself into the bushes.
Kenneth: "Sorry sir the plan failed."
Shadow: "I knew I should have dressed you up as a Wigglytuff. Oh well, time for Plan B."
Kenneth: "Does it involve getting me medical attention?"
Shadow: "Nope. Onward!"
Kenneth: "Yes sir, right away."
Shadow walks away and Kenneth crawls after him.