Shipping Debates

[missingnoresearcher]

I was glad I was fired. Calm down, please. :3

Aww.. but I just got my Samurai Sword...

Fine.

I'll will call of the troops.
Lies

Here's the plan.
This plan is very specific and must be followed under the right conditions on the day when AK47 drinks Sprite and gets drowsy. We will have three objectives:
1. Steal the book of Shippings
2. Capture Ak47 and assassinate
3. Make Ruby the King and kill him so I get to be king.

We will need:
OVER 9000 RocketShippers and BOMBS?
10000 regular troops
3000 AbilityShippers
5000 PokeShippers
20 PearlShippers
300 ContestShippers
100 CavalierShippers
Me
Jorah
Azumi
Ruby
DarkDreams
That_One-PokeShipper
and a bunch of luck.

This will be a surprise infiltrate. WE must gather the most elite ninjas shippers most these.
THIS IS RUBY!

"Good luck gentlemen!"


The weather must clear in the land of Ak47. We will hide in the Viridian Forest while it is nighttime. Until then, we will gather up pics of shippings. Then the battle begins, we will send out 2,500 decoys. They will survey the opponents and help us dearly. As it appears there is a large concentration of PearlShipping in the castle, we will send 4,000 Pokeshippers and 2,000 GymShippers. Using the power of PearlShippers, I will plant an entry-level Pearlshipping spy in the castle and that guard will let us in. Outside, there are 3,000 AltoShippers and MareShippers loading their "flame" guns and aim at will. I will advance into the secret room in his castle, where Jorah will give me a map detailing the geography of the castle. With Ruby distracting Ak47 with his rants, I will kill the front guards and replace them with AdvanceShippers. 20 ContestShippers will act as a guide to help the RocketShippings land their rockets properly. If there are any questioning bypassers, I will have 50 PalletShippers, 50StoneShippers, 2 Obamashippers and 250 RespectShippers attack them with yaoi pics. With all of these attackers, I will proceed to go sneak into his majesty's room with the help of DarkDreams. At this time Ruby will leave and AK47 will sleep. I will put on my bombproof suit and give the signal to the Alto/MareShippers to fire. Then, OVER 9000! RocketShippers fire their rockets. AK47 will wake up and I will capture him. That one long-named PokeShipper will keep him prisoners while I signal about the 600 AbilityShippers to annoy the hell out of Ak47 with their "canon-ness" and retrieve the lost treasure left by Archer, the founder of the Pokemon Shipping Thread. At this time, I will throw the book down from a window where Azumi will catch it and study the deep secrets of the Ancient Kingdom. Taking Ak47 in a cage, the PearlShipping will pretend to save him in which AK47 will be lured into a false sense of security. The PearlShipper will throw him into prison and force to watch the H word, the nasty kind that is, for a night. While I sleep and I wake up tomorrow, the soldiers will have a hearty breakfast cooked by them PikeShippers. The BaseballShippers will spread the news that the king is dead. Meanwhile, in that prison, Ak47 will have to face pics of every single "Ash x (Girl/Boy)" shipping known to man. Then, like Light, I will write in my AWSM Death Note AK47's name. The cause of dead was suicide. I will then have "AshxDuplica" (Forgot the name, sorry) shippers make me a costume that makes me look like the king. Then, I will give that costume to Ruby because he's was #2 in rank anyways. The local people will have heard the story and run to the castle to see the truth. Ruby will appear and declare the locals of committing treason. They will be killed with that Shinji party video by Jorah and any other YTP she's got. Because ContestShippers are awesome, they will be the new locals and I will be a hero to this new land of Ruby. All IkariShippers and CavailarShippers will do my paperwork. 10 years later, Ruby will die of a heart attack and I will fill in as king. As Phoenix Wright as my lawyer, in court you will give me all of your possessions and will be rich. Everyone else will have a happy life as AWSM members of my new council. Azumi will be Queen once again when I die of a heart attack early because I made a deal of getting an ASWM eyeball letting me see the date of death in every person. AK47 will slump in prison. As Queen, she will revive me with a 1-up Mushroom and I will live as her humble Fuhrer. Jorah will be an awesome "" that gets pays a lot. DarkDreams, you become a successful board member and you get an upgrade.
The end.
...
...?

tl;dr It is on AK47.

Theme song enclosed.

 

[Jalsy]

I naturally assumed that you were a guy, since I read your bulbagarden profile a few months ago, and It had "male".

*edits*..
But still, you should realized [before] that I am a girl in the first place..
*looks in the profile*

I framed it with salient colours. Just so you won't miss your own post.

And this: You're comparing two people who haven't even met each other in a certain period.

There's nothing wrong in comparing two people [when some shipping are applied to it..]
it's only an opinion..

''weakling''??...
You can tell me that..but still you can't prove it in that way...''ONLY''...

 

[Spinor]

Wow, am I really getting this much opposition over a high-school break up? >_> '

 

[DarkDreams]

Aww.. but I just got my Samurai Sword...

Fine.

I'll will call of the troops.
Lies

Here's the plan.
This plan is very specific and must be followed under the right conditions on the day when AK47 drinks Sprite and gets drowsy. We will have three objectives:
1. Steal the book of Shippings
2. Capture Ak47 and assassinate
3. Make Ruby the King and kill him so I get to be king.

We will need:
OVER 9000 RocketShippers and BOMBS?
10000 regular troops
3000 AbilityShippers
5000 PokeShippers
20 PearlShippers
300 ContestShippers
100 CavalierShippers
Me
Jorah
Azumi
Ruby
DarkDreams
That_One-PokeShipper
and a bunch of luck.

This will be a surprise infiltrate. WE must gather the most elite ninjas shippers most these.
THIS IS RUBY!

"Good luck gentlemen!"

o.O

The weather must clear in the land of Ak47. We will hide in the Viridian Forest while it is nighttime. Until then, we will gather up pics of shippings. Then the battle begins, we will send out 2,500 decoys. They will survey the opponents and help us dearly.

As long as you give me some dreams to eat. Ok.

As it appears there is a large concentration of PearlShipping in the castle, we will send 4,000 Pokeshippers and 2,000 GymShippers. Using the power of PearlShippers, I will plant an entry-level Pearlshipping spy in the castle and that guard will let us in. Outside, there are 3,000 AltoShippers and MareShippers loading their "flame" guns and aim at will. I will advance into the secret room in his castle, where Jorah will give me a map detailing the geography of the castle.

As long as you don't spend OutCry, Advance, Image, SapphirePearl, Yonder, or CalendarShippers, then i'm cool.

With Ruby distracting Ak47 with his rants, I will kill the front guards and replace them with AdvanceShippers. 20 ContestShippers will act as a guide to help the RocketShippings land their rockets properly. If there are any questioning bypassers, I will have 50 PalletShippers, 50StoneShippers, 2 Obamashippers and 250 RespectShippers attack them with yaoi pics. With all of these attackers, I will proceed to go sneak into his majesty's room with the help of DarkDreams. At this time Ruby will leave and AK47 will sleep

...Can we change the AdvanceShippers to AdmirationShippers? I'll love to see their reaction :D]

.

I will put on my bombproof suit and give the signal to the Alto/MareShippers to fire. Then, OVER 9000! RocketShippers fire their rockets. AK47 will wake up and I will capture him. That one long-named PokeShipper will keep him prisoners while I signal about the 600 AbilityShippers to annoy the hell out of Ak47 with their "canon-ness" and retrieve the lost treasure left by Archer, the founder of the Pokemon Shipping Thread. At this time, I will throw the book down from a window where Azumi will catch it and study the deep secrets of the Ancient Kingdom.

-no comment-

Taking Ak47 in a cage, the PearlShipping will pretend to save him in which AK47 will be lured into a false sense of security. The PearlShipper will throw him into prison and force to watch the H word, the nasty kind that is, for a night. While I sleep and I wake up tomorrow, the soldiers will have a hearty breakfast cooked by them PikeShippers. The BaseballShippers will spread the news that the king is dead. Meanwhile, in that prison, Ak47 will have to face pics of every single "Ash x (Girl/Boy)" shipping known to man. Then, like Light, I will write in my AWSM Death Note AK47's name.

o.O

The cause of dead was suicide. I will then have "AshxDuplica" (Forgot the name, sorry) shippers make me a costume that makes me look like the king. Then, I will give that costume to Ruby because he's was #2 in rank anyways. The local people will have heard the story and run to the castle to see the truth. Ruby will appear and declare the locals of committing treason. They will be killed with that Shinji party video by Jorah and any other YTP she's got

.

-speechless-

Because ContestShippers are awesome

*COUGHlulCOUGHwutCOUGH*,

they will be the new locals and I will be a hero to this new land of Ruby. All IkariShippers and CavailarShippers will do my paperwork. 10 years later, Ruby will die of a heart attack and I will fill in as king.

Umm...o.O

As Phoenix Wright as my lawyer, in court you will give me all of your possessions and will be rich. Everyone else will have a happy life as AWSM members of my new council. Azumi will be Queen once again when I die of a heart attack early because I made a deal of getting an ASWM eyeball letting me see the date of death in every person

.

....

AK47 will slump in prison. As Queen, she will revive me with a 1-up Mushroom and I will live as her humble Fuhrer. Jorah will be an awesome "" that gets pays a lot.

EEh.?

DarkDreams, you become a successful board member and you get an upgrade.

I don't want to do with anything in this. All I want is a decent debate on AdvanceShipping >=|

 

[Jorah]

MNR, I have a feeling Ruby isn't going to like your story...

10 years later, Ruby will die of a heart attack

...Even when not including this part o.O Poor Ruby D: I don't like this story D:

Jorah will be an awesome "" that gets pays a lot

Funnily enough, this is my exact plan.

And I liked the part with the random Oi Shinji scenes from YouTube I've posted in the past...but uh...not Ruby deciding to kill a whole village and then dying o.O

^ Yes, but you were implying that "Ash just trained May because he felt that she was worse than Dawn"

Which, really, doesn't make any sense at all.

--

Does she? Oh lol, I see

Oh right, now I see what you mean. I meant, Ash would feel like he would want to help her out more *than he usually would* if he thought May needed more help. And now it sounds like I think May was terrible, I don't, I was just comparing how good she was with battling to Dawn

Pearl = Jun/Barry :P

 

[missingnoresearcher]

Ok, let us consider an alternative strategy.
I will just wait for Ruby to die naturally and I'll fill in. With probably 6 golden years as King, I will then die naturallly and the plan continues.

 

[DarkDreams]

Oh right, now I see what you mean. I meant, Ash would feel like he would want to help her out more *than he usually would* if he thought May needed more help. And now it sounds like I think May was terrible, I don't, I was just comparing how good she was with battling to Dawn

I see.

Pearl = Jun/Barry :P

:O

I always thought Pearl = Dawn ;-;

---

On more important matters, who wants to see Jun and Shinji shirtless?!? 8D!

 

[missingnoresearcher]

On more important matters, who wants to see Jun and Shinji shirtless?!? 8D!

NO! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS YAOI!

 

[Azumi]

Aww.. but I just got my Samurai Sword...

Put it back to where it came from-
Wait, d-did you get them from the K-Kitaki's...?

Fine.

I'll will call of the troops.
Lies

You won't like me when I'm angry.

Here's the plan.
This plan is very specific and must be followed under the right conditions on the day when AK47 drinks Sprite and gets drowsy.

Why must it be Sprite…?

We will have three objectives:
1. Steal the book of Shippings
2. Capture Ak47 and assassinate
3. Make Ruby the King and kill him so I get to be king.

I'm pretty sure I can get in the castle easily. His guards like me even when I'm kicked out of the royalty crap.
…but not when I kill their boss…

We will need:
OVER 9000 RocketShippers and BOMBS?
10000 regular troops
3000 AbilityShippers
5000 PokeShippers
20 PearlShippers
300 ContestShippers
100 CavalierShippers
Me
Jorah
Azumi
Ruby
DarkDreams
That_One-PokeShipper
and a bunch of luck.

This will be a surprise infiltrate. WE must gather the most elite ninjas shippers most these.
THIS IS RUBY!

"Good luck gentlemen!"

Here we go…? *sweatdrops*

Using the power of PearlShippers, I will plant an entry-level Pearlshipping spy in the castle and that guard will let us in.

Just let me go in and I'll let you into the castle. Really, the guards like me…

I will advance into the secret room in his castle, where Jorah will give me a map detailing the geography of the castle.

Are you sure it wouldn't turn out to be the map to the refrigerator? :3

With Ruby distracting Ak47 with his rants

O.O

and AK47 will sleep.

He only needs to sleep for one minute. Better hurry up here.

AK47 will wake up and I will capture him.

If I remember he wears elastic during his sleep. He might be really slippery.

That one long-named PokeShipper

This is the only part I like here.

where Azumi will catch it and study the deep secrets of the Ancient Kingdom.

I read that thing ages ago. There's nothing so secret about it.
Other than how people and Pokemon did these H stuff and how there was one pairing that went crazy and humped a tre-
...nothing. Continue with the plan.

10 years later, Ruby will die of a heart attack and I will fill in as king.

How can you be so-
…
…I'm going to keep the Death Note in the vault after all this. IF the plan works, anyway.

As Phoenix Wright as my lawyer

Sorry, I already forced him to be took him as my personal lawyer ages ago. Have fun with Apollo Justice! : D

Azumi will be Queen once again when I die of a heart attack early because I made a deal of getting an ASWM eyeball letting me see the date of death in every person.

*no comment*

As Queen, she will revive me with a 1-up Mushroom and I will live as her humble Fuhrer.

E-Er, the mushrooms were banned by FAILtube. Your plan to revive yourself isn't working…

Jorah will be an awesome "" that gets pays a lot.

…O.O|||

Wow, am I really getting this much opposition over a high-school break up? >_> '

*sees you looking at me*
Hey, ask him, not me.

On more important matters, who wants to see Jun and Shinji shirtless?!? 8D!

…
……
………!

Oh, I fell asleep.
*raises hand*

 

[Jorah]

Jorah will be an awesome "" that gets pays a lot.

Wait, did I misunderstand this?? O.O I was thinking "*insert any job here*", not...because if that's what I just thought of now...that is not my plan...O.O

On more important matters, who wants to see Jun and Shinji shirtless?!? 8D!

For some reason, thinking of Shinji shirtless seems unnatural...I mean, him without a shirt on seems unnatural. I think he never takes it off.

Are you sure it wouldn't turn out to be the map to the refrigerator? :3

He only needs to sleep for one minute. Better hurry up here.
If I remember he wears elastic during his sleep. He might be really slippery.

:D

Are AK47 sleeping habits really widely known? o.O

 

[Spinor]

Woah Azumi, you don't know what I sleep in!... I thought you lived in China o_o' HOLY CRAP AZUMI IS STALKING ME. You are perverted, I tell you. I really hoped you didn't know what I do at night...

Oh well... I'll fight this battle on the fields tonight... to save me from the researcher of all evil sign... and to this battle on. I'm forever standing strong. You'll feel the power of the night warrior!

 

[Azumi]

Woah Azumi, you don't know what I sleep in!... I thought you lived in China o_o' HOLY CRAP AZUMI IS STALKING ME. You are perverted, I tell you. I really hoped you didn't know what I do at night...

Oh don't worry, the guards filed me in about that. Told you the guards like me. :D

 

[Shedinjareese]

Spoiler:

In fact, I only don't find Jorah, Ruby, AK47 and MNR annoying here.

Ouch... that's like everyone but me. :-/

 

[missingnoresearcher]

Woah Azumi, you don't know what I sleep in!... I thought you lived in China o_o' HOLY CRAP AZUMI IS STALKING ME. You are perverted, I tell you. I really hoped you didn't know what I do at night...

Oh well... I'll fight this battle on the fields tonight... to save me from the researcher of all evil sign... and to this battle on. I'm forever standing strong. You'll feel the power of the night warrior!

Never!
I worked for you so I know.
And you will go down you gun!
*stop doing that at night, it's disturbing*
*at least I don't... maybe once in a while... I mean, NO!*
*just realized the guy in Shednijiareese's avatar is L"
*seeing funky colors man...*

Wow Azumi and I thought I was a stalker.

 

[RubyJB88]

Ash wanted to train her more/become her mentor/help her more because "May just seemed to be much worse at battling than Dawn did when they both started out"

...

Even though he hadn't met Dawn at the time.

Are you suggesting he was actually thinking this? I don't get why you're even bringing this up.

I don't even know how that relates back to the original post.

That's what I'm asking you.

When you have 3 people going at you for being sarcastic, you will go a bit bonkers.

If you don't understand what "Bonkers" mean, watch some Australian TV or look it up.

No, there's actually no need to go apes**t. That's just showing immaturity. You can say what you want in normal letters, or you can simply leave if they're bothering you that much.

I already do o.O

Fine. Then there's no point talking to you.

No. I mentioned Dawn because, like I said before: Even the girls want her (MAY).

COME on. You haven't forgotten the Wallace Cup Arc, right?

By girls you mean May? And we've only seen her during the Wallace Cup...so how does that make her so shippable if it's mainly May?

"You're so stupid, a narrow minded douche bag with no sense that smells bad, like something a muk puked out then eaten by ponytas then crapped out then got wee'd on by a skitty"

Hey. Find a more suitable word to express yourself because this is not Bulbagarden. PC runs differently by not using that kind of language here.

I always thought Pearl = Dawn ;-;

Do you play the games?

Commander what now?

He's the guy who used to be here before we created this mess. ^_^

lol I don't get what's your obesession with that scene, Jorah. The new closed-captioning helps, but it just tells me people have awfully a lot of time on their hands.

MNR, I have a feeling Ruby isn't going to like your story...

You're right. I completely ignored his post.

I will just wait for Ruby to die naturally and I'll fill in. With probably 6 golden years as King, I will then die naturallly and the plan continues.

You go have fun with your kingdom, kid. I'll just be in and out of this thread if there's anything worth talking about.

Ouch... that's like everyone but me. :-/

*hugs*

 

[Azumi]

Ouch... that's like everyone but me. :-/

O.o
Oh, s-sorry... D:
Kinda forgot about you because you didn't post that much when I was here these days.

 

[missingnoresearcher]

The plan starts on!
Azumi, help me into the castle.

 

[Azumi]

The plan starts on!
Azumi, help me into the castle.

OH, BOTHER...
*shuffles into the castle*
...
...
*the gate opens*

*comes back out*
I'm gonna wait until you get that darn book. IF you get out, that is.

 

[missingnoresearcher]

All right!
While the shippers do whatever they should, I will follow some PearlShippers and sneak by his room. First, I picked up the book and threw it to Azumi.

What does it say, Azumi?

 

[Shedinjareese]

*hugs*

:)

O.o
Oh, s-sorry... D:
Kinda forgot about you because you didn't post that much when I was here these days.

Heh that's okay, happens a lot... Sometimes I post twice a day, but sometimes twice a week if that, so...yeah.

On a random topic, does anyone love their Pokewalker a ridulously large amount like I do? :-P *makingrelevant* Do you think there's some way the anime will try to incorporate the Pokewalker into the show? *morerelevant* Shipping. That is all.