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So A Magikarp Walks Into A Bar...

And Hydro Pumps Infernape while it's climbing out of the exit.

A Diglett digs it's way into a bar. Saying Dig-Dig-Diglett Dig-Dig-Diglett.
 
And bumps into the angry Tyranitar. The angry Tyranitar looks at it with an evil look, Ludicolo starts shaking from fear. Tyranitar then ties Ludicolo down to a table and unleashes it's most powerful Hyper Beam ever!

A Sentret hops into a bar.
 
ShinyUmbreon189 said:
And bumps into the angry Tyranitar. The angry Tyranitar looks at it with an evil look, Ludicolo starts shaking from fear. Tyranitar then ties Ludicolo down to a table and unleashes it's most powerful Hyper Beam ever!

A Sentret hops into a bar.
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:D

And gets caught in a cage set up by team rocket to catch pikachu

So a pikachu walks into a bar...
 
Shadowstriker184 said:
:D

And gets caught in a cage set up by team rocket to catch pikachu

So a pikachu walks into a bar...
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LOL! Ok this is starting to turn more into a comedy type thread. So I'm gonna add the spark it needs to get better

The Pikachu notices Sentret is caught in a cage and keeps using Thunderbolt hoping to free the Sentret but keeps zapping the crap out of it.

A black belt Hitmonchan walks into a bar.
 
ShinyUmbreon189 said:
LOL! Ok this is starting to turn more into a comedy type thread. So I'm gonna add the spark it needs to get better

The Pikachu notices Sentret is caught in a cage and keeps using Thunderbolt hoping to free the Sentret but keeps zapping the crap out of it.

A black belt Hitmonchan walks into a bar.
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OMG Lets roll with it

And uses Mach punch to free Sentret, and they both walk out happily

So a Hitmonlee walks into Hitmonchan trying to walk into a bar...
 
Hitmonlee's thinking I hope hes cool with, ya he's cool nothing gonna happen I'm good hes not gonna *BWHAM* the Hitmonchan uses Mega Punch. Hitmonchan thinks, "That's what happens when you mess with a black belt bytch!"

A Hitmontop spins into a bar and sees Hitmonlee layed out.
 
ShinyUmbreon189 said:
Hitmonlee's thinking I hope hes cool with, ya he's cool nothing gonna happen I'm good hes not gonna *BWHAM* the Hitmonchan uses Mega Punch. Hitmonchan thinks, "That's what happens when you mess with a black belt bytch!"

A Hitmontop spins into a bar and sees Hitmonlee layed out.
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:D This is so funny

And proceeds to Triple kicks Hitmonchan for wasting his brother.

So a Tyrogue sees all that violence while walking into a bar...
 
Goes and grabs a punching bag, sets it up in the middle of the bar. The trio doesn't notice Tyrogue is in there so Tyrogue starts punching and kicking it hoping for an evolution. The trio then hears the punching bag and Tyrogue making noises. So they all go over there. Hitmonchan uses Mach Punch, then Hitmontop uses Triple Kick on it, and then Hitmonlee High Jump Kicks it out of the bar.

A Machamp with 600 lb dumbbells in each hand walks in.
 
Oh god this can't be good. He's weak to fighting and there's 4 fighting Pokemon in there.
Umbreon leaves and brings back his homie Espeon. They all charge after Umbreon but Espeon uses Psychic to stop them in the air. Umbreon then uses Mean Look and spits Toxic on all of them while they are in the air from Psychic. They struggle to escape but they get thrown out of the bar.

So a Gastly hovers into a bar.
 
ShinyUmbreon189 said:
Oh god this can't be good. He's weak to fighting and there's 4 fighting Pokemon in there.
Umbreon leaves and brings back his homie Espeon. They all charge after Umbreon but Espeon uses Psychic to stop them in the air. Umbreon then uses Mean Look and spits Toxic on all of them while they are in the air from Psychic. They struggle to escape but they get thrown out of the bar.

So a Gastly hovers into a bar.
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LMFAO

And runs into his mom Gengar on a stripper pole O.O Awkward...

So a Flareon walks into a bar...
 
That is very awkward.

Get's a little too drunk and catches the bar on fire with Flamethrower *bar burns down*

A Pidgey flies over the what used to be a bar, turns around and sees the bartender and lands.
 
And notices Flareon still using Flamethrower so calls the Poke 5-0, Officer Jenny runs over with Growilthe and arrests the drunk criminal.

A Wailord ends up in the bar after a Hurricane.
 
That Skitty must of been trashed.

And uses Earthquake to test the bar and it doesn't fall so it Hydro Pumps Skitty out cos It's racist to anything not water type.

A Zapdos flies into the bar.
 
ShinyUmbreon189 said:
That Skitty must of been trashed.

And uses Earthquake to test the bar and it doesn't fall so it Hydro Pumps Skitty out cos It's racist to anything not water type.

A Zapdos flies into the bar.
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xD

And says ouch. Swampert rushes out to try to help, but ends up using Ice beam and kills it. Swampert and Wailord go happily back to the ocean.

So a Celibi walks into a bar...
 
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