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So All of Our Avatars Walk Into a Bar...

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The Master caught his laser screwdriver after it had been blown out of his hand, but before it had hit the floor. "Did you really think you could stop me that easily? Did you miss the part about me being a time lord? Or that I can also do this?" He fired the laser screwdriver at the old rat, this time killing it instead of aging it.

He then looked at the two that just entered the bar. "I bet you'd like to know who I am." He giggled, sounding really conceited. "I am... The Master! But you can just call me Master. I think 'the' makes it a little too formal."
 
The Master gives the two an awkward stare. "Alrighty then. But you're still going to call me Master, there's no other title befitting someone as great as I am. In fact, wouldn't the world be a better place if everyone were me? It would certainly rid us of these annoying humans."
 
Dent takes his hand away from Ash's mouth, satisfied that the boy won't say anything more on that subject. He turns to the person behind the counter. "Why would you be afraid of such things? This is a milk bar, not a nightclub."

Ash looks at the Master person. "I don't think I will say it to you," he says slowly. "It gives me a feeling of inferiority. And I like being me, and I like Dent the way he is. So I don't want everybody to be you."
 
"Well, that's my name. I won't answer to anything else. Besides, it's supposed to make you feel inferior, because that's what you stupid humans are!" He laughed evilly, then started choking. "...Maybe the evil laugh just isn't my thing. Anyways! I don't care if you want to be me or not. And honestly, would you expect me to?"
 
How can you be a Time Lord if you look like an awkward normal Humanoid.
 
"I'm called the Master because it's my name. Obviously."

he turned to the Froslass. "And that, you weird thing, is because time lords happen to look human. Terrible, I know."
 
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"Because I chose it. It makes me sound spectacular, and I am rather spectacular , if I do say so myself. And were you not listening to what I told that... That thing?! Time lords just look human. I thought everyone knew that!"
 
Roxie returns with whip-sword in hand

"Hey you! Scott Pilgrim!"
She points to Ash
"It's time for you to die!"

Roxie twirls her whip-sword to form a deadly cyclone while running towards Ash
 
"A jerk? I guess you could say that. Although I guess if you really felt the need to, you could call me by one of my fake names, ones I made up solely to hide the fact that I was a time lord, or at least until I got in a sufficient position of power. But anyways, you could also call me Harold Saxon, or Professor Yana-- Actually, scratch that. Professor Yana brings back memories of when I was elderly. Terrible years, especially with Chantho, all her chan-ing and tho-ing, it drove me mad!"
 
"You cannot escape from me, Scott!"
Roxie quickly throws a smoke ball to blind Dent and then teleports behind Ash
 
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