So All of Our Avatars Walk Into a Bar...

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The Hunter, who has been hiding in one of the dark corners of the bar, has been eyeing everbody. He was waiting for the perfect time to pounce on an unsuspecting victim.
The Hunter sees that Francis, while sipping his water, is turned the other way. The Hunter leaped up into the air, let out a loud howl and pinned Francis to the ground. He then started to claw his pinned victim.
 
The Doctor was sort of baffled by Meerfall's fangirl-babble. "No, you may not eat the celery. Besides, it tastes like any other piece of celery, so you should know what it tastes like." He turned to Mithos. "But you are a human, correct? You don't exactly smell like one, though I can't really tell what else you could be."
 
A bunch of pokeballs appeared.
"Hi!" said the first pokeball, the luxury ball.
"Hi!" said the second pokeball, the regular one.
"Hi!" said ... the rest of them.
And everybody just stared.

(Yeah, extremely random avatar.)
 
"Alright then! You know, at one point, I apparently turn into a human with some sort of fob watch, but that's in the future-- my future-- so technically I shouldn't know that."
 
The Master drank a glass of tea while dancing, which didn't end well and he spilled it all over the floor.

"Well, we can see the past, present, and future all at once, and instead of dying, we regenerate, which is why the Master looks so different."

The Master perked up at the mention of his name, but was still dancing. "Hey, Doctor, what are you--" He slipped in the puddle of tea that he'd just spilled.
 
"Well, they usually just take us for humans. Just rather strange ones. I mean, what human goes around with celery pinned to his coat? Not to mention the whole TARDIS thing... I mean, if the chameleon circuit worked, that'd be one thing. But I'm going about time and space in a police box. Rather conspicuous, don't you think?"

The Master stood up from the puddle of tea. "Oh, you! Always tripping me like that!" Was he really talking to a puddle?
 
"mithos i can tell by my sense of being cool! you have that sense too! so it obverous that you are powerful!"

meerfall turned to the docter

"Oh please! i know what it taste like but it a werid celery... Please! just a nibble!"

meerfall gave the docter some big puppy dog eyes
 
"I've never seen someone so eager to eat celery, of all things. But, if you must." The Doctor tore one of the leaves off the celery and handed it to Meerfall. He then started reminiscing. "Now, 1966 was a great year. I was almost like some sort of cosmic hobo. And young, too, after being elderly for all those years." He had made that last comment just to confuse everyone else.
 
"Hmph..." Mithos didn't really know what to say to that. So unlike him, he's able to intertwine with the humans, with no problem. Oh, didn't he wish it was like that... 4000 years ago. Now he doesn't care.

"So you're able to change how you look?" Mithos asked, hearing that last statement he had made. Yes, he had completely ignored the idiot that was The Master.
 
"More than just how I look- Different body, different voice, even a slightly different personality. And it absolutely terrifies my companions."

"He just gets lonely!" The Master shouted, "I'm too good to need companions."
 
"I get the feeling you don't trust me," the Doctor said.

"Well," the Master said to Mithos, still dancing, "Surely you're better at picking companions than the Doctor is. He has this one kid who travels with him.. He's just plain nasty."

"You mean Turlough? Well... I have to agree with you there. He did try to kill me a few times."
 
"At least none of them tried to kill you. ...Right?" He figured he probably shouldn't assume anything, there must be some reason Mithos's choice in companions wasn't a good one. "And yes, Turlough is very human. A nasty one, at that. But I keep him around, he makes things interesting. You never know what he's going to say. And you don't really want to either, because it's usually selfish, insulting, or a combination of the two."

"And doesn't that sound familiar?" The Master said, obviously talking about himself.
 
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