[Pokémon] Some pokemon knock-knock jokes

[Steller the Raichu]

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Dewott
Dewott who?
Dewott I say!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Wynaut
Wynaut who?
Wynaut come out play!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Zapdos
Zapdos who?
Zapdos crazy maniacs!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Tepig
Tepig who?
Tepig will squeal if ya don't put it down!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Arcainine
Arcainine who?
Arcainine needs to go to the vet!

Knock-knock
Who's there
That Ho-oh
That Ho-oh who?
That Ho-oh me some money!

 

[MayanMan2012]

The Wynaut / Dewott ones where pretty good, but I don't really get Zapdos. I understand you're using it as "Zap those," but crazy maniacs? You lost me.

For Tepig and Arcanine, they're not really jokes. They're just statements that . . . well, they don't have so much comic value as general thoughts. :S

For Ho-oh, the creativity is back, though I'm really not a fan of that kind of language, so I'm probably not the best reviewer for it.

Finally, I'm not actually sure this goes here. It's not a fiction, and I know the forum is "Fan Fiction and Writing," but I would've thought that means for stories.

Good Luck~
AlexMonroe

 

[bobandbill]

Indeed, and so I can't really leave this open here. This is only for stories (or poems/songs), not jokes.

Maybe if you ask Toujours in Pokemon General you could make a joke thread there? That'd be the best place for it imo, or Pokemon Trivia if you want to make a game out of it (like a 'rate this joke, post your own' sort of deal), but that's up to you/the mods of those sections. As it doesn't fit here though, going to close.