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SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!

Azonic

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  • cherry (dun remember how i spelled my name) needs help with deciding BW starters.

    they all suck btw.

    the grass one is a dragonair that spilled some green paint.
    the fire one is magmortar in african american format
    the water one is like swampert with a stimulated male genital on its forehead

    yeah I dont understand the evolutionary chains either.

    grass thing: A gecko does not turn into a green loch ness monster.
    fire thing: pigs do not evolve into Magmortars.
    water thing: seals do not turn into horny Swamperts

    UGH WHATS IS WRONG WITH POKEMON

    But BW seems interesting so I might buy it but I need help deciding.

    Will it be the midget gecko, the midget snowman, or the midget bunny (you may think thats a pig but I must point out that no pigs have ears that huge)?

    o luk my county just got put under tornado watch so please recommend my starters before I die inside of mother nature!

    SUGGESTIONS?
     

    Cherrim

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  • I like my snake. :[ I named it Taco. It's the best starter.
     
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    You can always pick a starter and dump it later. :D /going to be doing that with her Pokabu.

    However, yeah. Pick the snake.

    Lightning said:
    I like my snake. :[ I named it Taco. It's the best starter.
    I'll tell my friend Erika (I know your name is spelt different, butstill fff) that is 'nicknamed' Taco that. /brick'd
     

    Eucliffe

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  • The snake if you like cool Pokemon.

    The pig if you like HP Attackers.

    The otter if you like whatever else.
     

    Ho-Oh

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    Pokabu. Its final evolution can learn a water move when it's fire type. ttly awesome
     

    Timbjerr

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  • I'm going with the piggy myself.

    It's fully evolved form reminds me of Ganon, and that's pretty cool. XD
     

    Spinor

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    How dare you degrade Smuglord to the level of a green Dragonair. You should be executed
     

    Azonic

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  • yeah okay well. the snake wins because it looks the best and doesnt completely suck...

    And I think I'll name it dragonair.
     
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