Spontaneous Acts of Randomness! (Revived!)

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Pills Berry dough boy (PBDB): HOO HOO HOO!
Me: MAKE ME SOME BROWNIES YOU STUPID DOUGH BOY!
PBDB: NOO YOU STUPID LITTLE TEEN! *takes off costume* OWW! I AM BACK TO KILL YOU!
Me: THATS IT MJ YOUR DYING TODAY! *takes out sharinkens*
 
*gets out bamboo blade* I am now a samurai. PH34R meh. *tackles panda*

Panda: Y R U B-ING SO MEAN??!?!?! ;; *cries*

*Amy and Panda are both carried away by pterodactyls*
 
*gasps* TEH STORKS ARE ATTACKING!!!!!! *facepalm* First seagulls and now this....

Storks: We just want love. ;;

Well, why, exactly, did you have to kill George Lucas and make your own Star Wars rip-off to get it...?

Storks: *whisper to each other* Mufufu...they're on to us...she knows... *flee the country*

Sporks: *annihilate forks and spoons and take over the world*
 
WTF???!?!?! WHO IS THIS TRIKIP PERSON?!?!?!?!?! They must die!!!!!!!! *grabs chainsaw*
 
*throws rock at chainsaw*

*phone rings, runs inside house*

Hello?

Caller: This is Molly. Molly Hale

Me: Oh, hi sweetheart! *blows kiss over the phone* How'd you get my number when I don't even know yours?

Molly (caller): Mine's 'Greenfield 5-0019'
 
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MJ: OWWWW *does a split on a pole* Owwww... Son of a*gets hit by a Bullet Bill*
Scooby Doo: ROLVE RA RYSTERY RUV RA REDDY REAR!!!!! *gets hit by a train*

I gotta go peopleseses, bye. ;.;
 
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No, I'm here. *hugs* But MJ's a vampire. He's allergic to garlic. Maybe we can use that against him... *runs off to pantry*
 
Yesh *takes garlic* DIE MJ

MJ: *just minding his sick little buissiness* OWW! UGGAH *does moonwalk*
Me: *throws garlic at him* DIE YOU SICK WOMAN!
MJ: *melts* IM MELTING MELTING! OWW UGGAH!

Hey Amy *hugs*
 
*goes lightsaber-happy, slicing Furbies left and right while singing a song by They Might Be Giants*

Yes no maybe
I don't know...
Can you repeat the question?

You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now and you're not so big
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now and you're not so big

Life is unfair
So I just stare
At the stain on the wall where
The TV'd been
But ever since
We've moved in it's been empty

Why I'm...
Why I'm in this room
There is no point explaining

You're not the boss of me now and you're not so big
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now and you're not so big

Life is a mess
But I confess
I like this mess I've made so far
Grade on a curb
And you'll observe
I'm right below the horizon

Yes no...
Maybe I don't know
Can you repeat the question?

You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now and you're not so big
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now and you're not so big

...Life is unfair.... *decapitates Furby*
 
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