Spontaneous Acts of Randomness! (Revived!)

[viridian doubletongue]

Ok, where was I?...Oh yes.

Nana-face had just been trapped inside mount hen-zilla.

When Bulge was young he had taken a lesson in mountain climbing. Given the fact that the lesson was only a half hour long & that Bulge had fallen off the mountain 3 times & had only lived because he had been saved by the hobo-bird who mistook Bulge for one of her young, Bulge was fairly good at climbing. It is now he had the first idea since he thought of going on his quest. He knew that foxes were the natural prey of chickens...& that the closest that they had to a fox was Thorns, the wolfox... If you can see where this is going either your insane or a randomness genius.

 

[Amy-chan]

I am a randomness genius. W00t. *jumps off cliff...again*

 

[Dogboy2709]

Back to jumping off cliffs i see! well i shell join the fun! *Jumps off a really high cliff*

 

[Karasu]

i kan beet u pplz lolz *dives off the Tibetan Plateau and lands in a pool of Mankey fur*

 

[Amy-chan]

W00t! *jumps off fault and lands in pit of writhing otters* .... *deja vu*

 

[Dogboy2709]

oh yeah? *Jumps off Mt. Fuji and the statue of librety and the really high cliff Combined* Ha Beat that! *takes out a TV a watches it*

 

[MAR Heaven]

MISS AMY! ZE BB IZ HOMES! *runs in slow motion to give a hug and gets shot by some guy wearing pink*

some guy wearing pink: NOW THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING FUN OF ME!

 

[Karasu]

I already did, I jumped off the Tibetan Plateau. XD

Yay, Teh BB's back! *runs in circles*

 

[Amy-chan]

*sits on TV, watching couch* Hello BB! *hugs, then jumps off cliff*

 

[Karasu]

King Thong: wat abott me ppls? *sulks in a corner and gets blown up by a fart-powered cruise missile*

 

[Amy-chan]

Where has Rocky been lately? And Rai? ;.; *are so sad we jump off a cliff*

 

[Dogboy2709]

*Jumps off the top off the Rock in new york city and burps* Can you beat that? no you can't!!

 

[Karasu]

Yea I can. *jumps off the boulder in NYC and farts* >.>

 

[viridian doubletongue]

& to continue *coughs loudly* That means shut up XP.

Luckily Bulge had packed a rope & a climbing hook (don't ask me where he puts all these things) & was well on his way to the top, around the tail feather-ish region. It was here when Bulge did something very stupid. He had to sneeze...did he let Henzilla hear it & risk being found out...or did he let go to cover his nose to stop it & probably fall to his death. To Bulge these were both logical options. He then saw a small ledge abover him he swung himself up onto the ledge & to safety. Here's the stupid thing, read carefully. To stop himself sneezing again, he pulled out a dirty hankerchief from his inner pocket & blew his nose. Can you believe he was worried about the noise from his sneeze.

 

[Amy-chan]

*jumps off space shuttle* Beat that.

Random Space Computer: *sophisticated voice* I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave...Dave.... *kills people*

GOOD CHAPTER DM!!! *shuts up*

 

[viridian doubletongue]

It's space oddysey 2021!! One of my favourite sci-fi's. But Hal was a bastard.

 

[Karasu]

I hate that movie, it's boring as hell. But it has jumping gorillas, that's the good part. XD

 

[Amy-chan]

That movie made me fall asleep...and it was rather weird.... o.o;

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Kind of like Alien. I tried to watch it at a sleepover last week but everone got bored because it was almost half an hour before we saw any gore anyway.

 

[MAR Heaven]

*is so sad jumps off the face of the earth and never stops falling*

Not trying to say beat that but its for real me iz SAD!!!!!!!!!111one