Warning: Severe insanity, dry randomness, and Harry Potter spoilers may follow
Awesome, I get to ramble. *clears throat* Ahem... *deep breath* ....
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... *has just written the world's longest sentence* o.o; And you'd better read it ALL, too! I spent my whole life writing this autobiography!!!!!! D: SAVE THE KITTIES!!!!!!! <3 *disappears*