SUMMARY OF THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER:
Amy got addicted to lemonade and orange juice and kept seeing visions of pink elephants. I took her to the hospital. After that she wanted to repay me, so she became a buddha. I decided to become a buddha, too. We set off on our journey to find the golden egg, but then we fell into quick sand. Then we wanted chocolate and went to Mount Doom, where we found Mr. Johnny Wonka/Willy Depp. His squirrels picked up us and brought us to Bikini Bottom. When we got there Old Man Krumb wanted to have tea with us...but we ran away. Then we ran into a pink star fish/ Handsome [O.o] Escort and he sent us to the North Pole. We met Casper the Penguin and Legolas Bloom/Orlando Greenleaf there. He pushed us on to a self moving sleigh and we fell off a cliff into Disney World. Amy saw a big headed computer character and typed in the 3 passwords: "DADDY, I WANT A SQUIRREL! NOW!" and "PINEAPPLE" and "FINE." After that Space Mountain explodes and we discover a....silver egg. We thought our quest was for nothing! But then I realized the golden egg was in my pocket the whole time. I asked Amy not to kill me. She didn't and we walked off into the sunset in a classic and rather predictable ending scene.
That was the movie! <33 I guess Master Keyboard didn't explode after all....
OMGZ!! THE TECHNICAL STAFF:
Starring; Thorns and Rai
Directors; Thorns and Rai
Special Effects; Thorns and Rai
With Special Guests; Thorns and Rai
Sponsored By; Thorns and Rai
Written By: Thorns and Rai
From; Thorns and Rai Productions