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Spontaneous Acts of Randomness! (Revived!)

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Rai

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The Harry Potter/J.K. Rowling/Fat Elf Incident:

Okay?.Amy and I were trying to get rid of flying monkeys using pizza with extra cheese. But then we concluded that a vampiric marshmallow and Sparky the one-eyed bunny were stalking us! Then we realized that the black cat was behind it all! She had betrayed us, because we revealed them to the Dork Lord. I agreed and stated that we were idiots. But then we realized we couldn?t possibly be idiots, because we were geniuses! Then Piki burned down her own house and I burned down the white house! After that we burned down the capital of La La Land and we hypnotized all of the villagers with Irish music! Then we decided to conquer Asia, but there were gremlins there and the only way to defeat then was to burn fire under water using magnets. We didn?t have magnets, so we wrote a letter to Santa Clause! In the letter we addressed Santa as the ?Fat Elf,? but the letter was accidentally sent to J.K. Rowling. She took the ?Fat Elf? comment as an insult and sent Harry Potter as an auror to hunt down and kill us. The door bell rang and it was the pizza guy delivering the pizza from before which was now covered in monkey fur. When Harry showed up we sat him down. We had tea and monkey fur pizza! What fun! But then Harry told us his story about how had been attacked by alligators. We felt pity and tried to operate on his injuries, but then Harry jumped up ready to kill! But?.he forgot who he was gonna kill! So, we sent him after Ron. And right before he was about to murder Ron, he remembered who he was gonna originally kill?.Piki and Rai were no longer in a 50 mile radius.


That was a long summary O.o I hope you liked it! ^^
 

Karasuma

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Rai said:
The Harry Potter/J.K. Rowling/Fat Elf Incident:

Okay….Amy and I were trying to get rid of flying monkeys using pizza with extra cheese. But then we concluded that a vampiric marshmallow and Sparky the one-eyed bunny were stalking us! Then we realized that the black cat was behind it all! She had betrayed us, because we revealed them to the Dork Lord. I agreed and stated that we were idiots. But then we realized we couldn't possibly be idiots, because we were geniuses! Then Piki burned down her own house and I burned down the white house! After that we burned down the capital of La La Land and we hypnotized all of the villagers with Irish music! Then we decided to conquer Asia, but there were gremlins there and the only way to defeat then was to burn fire under water using magnets. We didn't have magnets, so we wrote a letter to Santa Clause! In the letter we addressed Santa as the "Fat Elf," but the letter was accidentally sent to J.K. Rowling. She took the "Fat Elf" comment as an insult and sent Harry Potter as an auror to hunt down and kill us. The door bell rang and it was the pizza guy delivering the pizza from before which was now covered in monkey fur. When Harry showed up we sat him down. We had tea and monkey fur pizza! What fun! But then Harry told us his story about how had been attacked by alligators. We felt pity and tried to operate on his injuries, but then Harry jumped up ready to kill! But….he forgot who he was gonna kill! So, we sent him after Ron. And right before he was about to murder Ron, he remembered who he was gonna originally kill….Piki and Rai were no longer in a 50 mile radius.


That was a long summary O.o I hope you liked it! ^^

Wow, another good story. But why does HP wanna kill you guys? And he killed poor ron. But good job on using magnets.

This is a 20/10 good job!
 

Amy-chan

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I luurve you, Rai-chan! ^^ Actually, he didn't murder Ron, because right before that he realized who he was supposed to be killing. And, J.K. Rowling sent him to stalk us, that's why. Because of the 'fat elf' comment. XD
 

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HOLY **** guys! I was only gone for a day and its already on page 26! *falls* well theres no way im gonna be top poster!
 

Rai

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Yay! Thank you guys! Now I love writing long summaries O.o Lol.

Should I send you the original scirpt?
 

Rai

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Okey Dokey!! But it will take some time.....with all the bolding and changing the font color o.o;

But it will get to you eventually!! ^__________^

And Thankies BB!!!
 

MAR Heaven

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Ok cool you can send me el origional copy if you want!

*goes to neverland*

Ahh it is el Jacksons! RUN RUN FOR EL LIFE!
 
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