Meep? A flying monkey, eh?
Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Yo, somethin' funny!!!!!!!!
Wacky Detective: Hello, allow me to introduce myself. I am afraid I now
must ask everyone to leave the room.
Person: What?
Wacky detective: No, no, wait, I must ask everybody in the room to leave the
room under the condition that they are not anybody.
Person: HUH?!
Wacky detective: No, no... Ah! I am afraid I must ask everyone to leave the room...
as it is... with them in it.
Person: So, you don't want anybody to leave the room?
Wacky detective: Exactly.
Person: Why not?
Wacky detective: Because the body in the room-body will not answer to
any-body in the body-body of the... Uh, excuse me. *bangs head*
This was in an episode of "Monty Python's Flying Circius".