Spontaneous Acts of Randomness! (Revived!)

[Karasuma]

The furbies have gone immortal, we can't win.

 

[Amy-chan]

We can beat them if we use the magic Toaster Amulet of Immortality, EXCUSE ME!

 

[Karasuma]

welcome back Thorns *big hug* we need to stop them.

 

[Karasu]

Yesh, teh Amy is back. PLZ HALP UZ BEET FUERBYZ! :O *throws a hand grenade at a giant one*

 

[Amy-chan]

*grabs Toaster Amulet and starts chanting* We are playboy playmates....

We are playboy playmates....

We are playboy playmates....

*thunder sounds* Spark's evil kitty army has come to save us. FROM ABOVE!!!! *points to flying robotic kitten*

 

[Karasu]

OH NYUUU! *rolls out of the way and fires 12 shots at the kitty* DIE STOVE, DIE!

 

[Amy-chan]

HOW DARE YOU SHOOT AT SPARK'S SHIP!!!!!!! *whacks you with a webcomic strip*

 

[MAR Heaven]

Amy are you here right now speak to me invisible woman speak!

 

[Karasu]

SCHPEAK, AMY SCHPEAK! *dies*

 

[ShieldWolf27]

The are allergic to Dr. Pepper!!! *dumps Dr. Pepper on one* Look out! *furby explodes*

 

[Karasu]

Furbies: RETREAT! *plod away into the woods and get torn to pieces by cougars*

 

[Amy-chan]

Yay, we're saved! *gets eaten by cougars*

 

[Karasuma]

yes, Miss Piki ish back. Hooray.

 

[Karasu]

Yay, teh Amy ish back. *Elmer Fudd comes*
Elmer Fudd: Be vewy vewy quiet... I'm huntin' wabbuts...*gets killed by a rabbit sniper*

 

[Karasuma]

Oh look out, you've stepped on some wabbit turd.

 

[Karasu]

Fudd: *gets back up with a gunshot wound in his head* Stupud wabbut towds... >.<

 

[DarkThunder]

Yay, we're saved! *gets eaten by cougars*

Furbies: RETREAT! *plod away into the woods and get torn to pieces by cougars*

Furbies,Cougers?
I've missed out a lot.
*Poke's an alligator alergic to...*

 

[Karasu]

Elmer Fudd: *comes to a 6 foot high yellow marshmallow wall* Wut da... *climbs to the top* How do I get ovow dat?
Lucky Leprechuan: AYE! YEE NEED A GALLON O' MILK TO FIND A KEY! OR YEE CAN JUMP OVER IT AND LAND IN SOME PILLOWS! YOUR CHOICE!
Elmer Fudd: I'ma gowna git sum milk at the neawest town, 5 miwuls away... a lot easiow den landin' in sum pillows...

 

[Karasuma]

lol with the wabbit tuds..hehe

 

[Karasu]

*2 hours later*
Elmer Fudd: Yay, da town! Now I need sum miwk! *buys a gallon of milk*
*2 hours later*
Elmer Fudd: *reaches the wall* Ok...*pant* Heews da miwk... *pours it on the wall and a giant key pops out* Yay! Da key! But wauws the key swot? *climbs back up* WEOW IS THE KEY SWOT? -.-
Lucky: Aye! On this side! Yee can jump over, land in pillows and insert the key, but yee can also get a hammer in thee next town and break thee door!
Elmer Fudd: Owkay, I'll get da hammow...