Spontaneous Acts of Randomness! (Revived!)

[Karasu]

*bungee-jumps out of a flying banana cruiser* ELGONZO! *crashes into a pool of seal fur*

 

[Dogboy2709]

*Calls out BoBoBo and Don patch!*
BoBoBo and don patch: FUSION!
Don Patch: TRANSFORM INTO A PIECE OF CANDY!
BoBoBo: EAT THE CANDY! FUSE TOGETHOR TO FORM BoBoPatch!
BoBoPatch: Thorns! i am here to protect Dogboy! if you want to get to him, you'll have to defeat me!

 

[Karasu]

Purple hooved trout: Grnmph *decapitates Bobopatch and eats some oats*

 

[Amy-chan]

*has disappeared to London to go skateboarding with Tim Hunter* Kekekekekekeke--- *falls into a writhing watery pit of live otters*

 

[Karasu]

*is wrestling Elmo the Great Red Fur*
Elmo: HYAHYUHYI *dances*
*I put him in a sleeper-hold and stuff stale Quaker-Oats down his throat*

 

[Dogboy2709]

Purple hooved trout: Grnmph *decapitates Bobopatch and eats some oats*

BoBoPatch: Forcefield!
Gaser: BoBoPatch let's fuse!
BoBoPatch: okay!
BoBoPatch & Gasser: FUSION! to form BoGasPatch!
BoGasPatch: Attck with Ultimate fart of justic!

 

[Amy-chan]

*wages war on a rock, slicing it in half with dagger* KwoHO!!! *tackles alley wall* Now it's time to get FUNKY!!!!! *jumps into the Mystery Machine with hippies and rides off into the Middle Ages to protest against dragon slaying*

 

[viridian doubletongue]

& it continues...'there was a man called...'

 

[Amy-chan]

WOW. O.O; ZOMG DM, YOU ARE SOO GOOD AT CLIFFHANGERS!!!!!!! *hangs off cliff*

 

[Smarties-chan]

& it continues...'there was a man called...'

Please continue! If you don't, I'm going to wet my pants ;_;

 

[Amy-chan]

Yes, do continue! I'm hanging off a cliff here--literally! *dangles from the side of the cliff face*

 

[viridian doubletongue]

I am here!! I tried to send a PM to say I was going to be a bit late...*hits stupid PM box limit*

 

[Smarties-chan]

Yes, yes, but what's the name of the man? This cliffhanger is just too exciting.

 

[Amy-chan]

I am here!! I tried to send a PM to say I was going to be a bit late...*hits stupid PM box limit*

Oh. That explains why you probably didn't get my PM. XD Well, anyway, you're here now, so that's okay.

BUT I AGREE WITH SMARTIES!!!!! WHAT'S TEH MAN'S NAME???!?!?! *faints*

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Now to continue my really great 48 part epic novel writing...

'There was a house, & in that house'...

 

[Amy-chan]

WHAT WAS IN TEH HOUSE????!?! *falls off cliff into a pit of rabid gerbils*

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Oh. That explains why you probably didn't get my PM. XD Well, anyway, you're here now, so that's okay.

BUT I AGREE WITH SMARTIES!!!!! WHAT'S TEH MAN'S NAME???!?!?! *faints*

I got your PM but I wasn't able to reply to it...I didin't notice how close I was to the limit & clicked send & ran back not knowing it wouldn't work.

 

[Smarties-chan]

In that house? But what was the man's name? I have chewed almost all nails off already. I only have the ones on my left foot left.

 

[viridian doubletongue]

The man was called Bulge...& he lived in the big but small house on the high valley.

 

[Amy-chan]

I got your PM but I wasn't able to reply to it...I didin't notice how close I was to the limit & clicked send & ran back not knowing it wouldn't work.

Again, 'tis alright. :) But tell us the man's name! Or else we'll nuke you! <3

Ah, okay, Bulge. That's better. n_n; *hides bombs behind back*