Spontaneous Acts of Randomness! (Revived!)

[Jeremy]

Thorns, get out of the way sweetie! *Pushes her out of the way and gets hits by a flying taco and dies.*

 

[Amy-chan]

NUUUU!!!!!!!! ;.; *sobs* The randomness master ish dead...and all because...I did not save him from the flying taco in time.... *trembles* All my fault, it's all my fault...the great Jeremy is dead.....

*brings back Jeremy as a zombie* Wow, that was easy.


Oh hey, you going to finish telling us about teh Magic Stick? 8D Yes, this again. n_n;;

 

[Jeremy]

*Moans like the zombies from Resident Evil.*
*Uses the Magic stick on himself.* Yay plotholes! X3

Anyway, sweeties, here's the real way to make Jerjer's magic stick! X3

Just get some Articuno's Ice, and say these copyrighted magic words!

Jerjer is kawaii! Jerjer is a sweetie! If I mess this up, Jerjer will hit me! 8D*

Note: It might work better without saying Jerjer will not hit me! XD
Results may very!

 

[viridian doubletongue]

I ain't get no legs...or no brain.

 

[Rai]

*reads the few past pages*

Oh My G! You people actually missed me? I feel loved! *group hug*

zOmg! BB! *poke* Don't feel sad! ;O; Same for you Karasu! And Amy!

WHATZOMGWTFHFSNODIE! Why is everyone so sad! STUPID PEOPLE! *roll roll*

Cheer up now! I command you! Or Rai will poke you with her 'Get Happy Stick Of Pain That Tickes!'

;~;

 

[Karasu]

*walks in through the wall and sees Rai with the stick* o.o *forces out a smile to avoid getting poked*

 

[Rai]

OHMYG!

Rai: Karasu!!! *attack*

Rai's stick: *smack*

 

[Karasu]

THE PAIN! THE TORTURE! *rolls around and jumps into a pool of acidic slug turds*

 

[Croconaw]

Yer not gonna hit me wit that thing, are you? * fake smiles*

 

[Rai]

My stick brings happiness, pain and tickles to your heart! ;O;

 

[Karasu]

o-o *sinks in the turds and gets attacked by rabid sea monkeys*

 

[Rai]

;O; *waves*

Bye Karasu! *watches as his head disappears into the water*

 

[Croconaw]

o-o *sinks in the turds and gets attacked by rabid sea monkeys*

Karasu, has anybody ever told you that yer freakin crazy!:laugh:

 

[Karasu]

The Pomeranian Dancing Warthogs have, other than that, nope.

 

[Rai]

*smack smack*

The stick has spoken! *hits the warthogs twice as hard*

;O;

 

[Karasu]

Warthogs: ;.; u suk *run around in circles and get bombarded by chipmallows*

 

[Rai]

*warthogs ram into Rai*

Rai: MY RIBS!! ;O;

 

[Karasu]

Cow: You've got all the luck. My ribs are somewhere in a Chinese restraunt... ;.;

 

[Rai]

Chicken: Hypocrite! I am in almost every restaurant evah! ;;

Rai has to be going! She sends love, hugs and her 'Get Happy Stick Of Pain That Tickles!'

Tell Amy I said HIYA!!

Announcer: Rai has left teh building!

 

[Karasu]

Okee, bye Rai. I MAID A RYM LOLZ! *runs in circles over new accomplishment*