Spontaneous Acts of Randomness! (Revived!)

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*pats on the back* It's okay, Smarties, alright? It's okay. *hugs* Now sit down on the Couch of Randomness and tell me more specifically about your problem. *gets out Random Notepad*
 
*pats on the back* It's okay, Smarties, alright? It's okay. *hugs*
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*sniff* you really think so?
Now sit down on the Couch of Randomness and tell me more specifically about your problem. *gets out Random Notepad*
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*sits down on the Couch of Randomness* I don't know what happened, but lately I have been... doing something creative instead of being random *starts crying again*
 
Aww, Smarties, don't worry about it! :) We'll help you out with a warm-up trial run! Just...combine things you hear or see in the background IRL into a random, insane post. That's what I do sometimes when I'm feeling a bit un-random... *throws a gun-wielding Mary Poppins* And how do you react?
 
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Aww, Smarties, don't worry about it! :) We'll help you out with a warm-up trial run! Just...combine things you hear or see in the background IRL into a random, insane post. That's what I do sometimes when I'm feeling a bit un-random... *throws a gun-wielding Mary Poppins* And how do you react?
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Okay, I'll try to do something random...*looks around* bleh... just dull things everywhere -_- I guess I'll just have to imrpovice *eye rolling*. Darn, I can't even remember my homework, so I can't make something random out of that -_-

Let's see... how would I react if someone threw a gun-wielding Mary Poppins at me?
Wait... where's your umbrella? You know, the one you use to fly.

Ugh... *bangs his head against a wall* I can't come up with anything random ;_; I guess the randomness will come back with time.
 
Yes, it just takes time. And other people being random. *dances with wolves, chanting* Daug gaur daug gaur daug gaur daug gaur.... *turns into Princess of Snakes*
 
Yikes! Icky-picky snake! Get it away from me ;_; *throws pickles at the Princess of Snake*
 
What? Noo! Does anyone know CPR? Oh, you do, MR.Jackson? Then step up and do it.
 
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I was gonna too.... :'( Ah well, who says there can't be two teachers? *runs and fetches Random Pencil*
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Ok, lets get started!

Lesson 1: Say the first coherent word that pops into your head.
 
*Sigh* Banana phone. That was the first word that popped in my mind, honest.
 
Okay... O.o *Picks up the banana phone and eats it* ugh... my stomach feels horrible, what was in that phone? I, I don't think I'm going to explode, though *pukes out the banana phone and pokes a random person in the eye with it*.
I have never seen the queen of randomness explode, so it can't be that random, besides, exploding is overused/rated. Speaking of the queen of randomness: I have absolutely no idea where she went either.
 
Ah... I see *writes it down* how about turning into a neon pickle, is that okay too?
 
anything that you wouldn't see on daytime TV (excluding kids TV) is a good thing to transform or reform into...for instance *transforms into an ice skating mongoose*.
 
hmm.. *approches a door with a sign on it* it says "ssenmodnaR fO rooD ehT" what does that say?

HINT: Read Right to left!
 
[sarcasm]Read right to left. Yea. I didn't know that. Sure did need a hint. ;)[/sarcasm] >.>
*flies to the Milky Way in a banana cruiser* Milk lolz. *gets crushed by giant interstallar milk asteroids*
 
Ponies: y dont u eet chesse its gud!!!!11 :):):) *attacked by green Wookies*
Sean Paul: We be burnin' not concernin' what nobody wanna say... *lights wookies on fire*
Mr. T: Foos. Foos be what you is.
 
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