Spontaneous Acts of Randomness! (Revived!)

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*hobbles in on krutches* i hate these krutches. i wish i had phoebes power *i start levitating 2 metres off the ground* wicked!!!! but now i i need some one to move me since levitation means to hover not fly......HELP MEEEE!!!!
 
*sings*

There once was a farmer who took a young miss
In back of a farm where he gave her a...

Lecture on horses and chickens and eggs
And told her she had the most beautiful...

Manners that suited a girl of her charms
A girl that he wanted to take in his...

Washing and ironing and then if she did
They could get married and have lots of...

Chorus: Sweet violets, sweeter than all the roses
Covered all over from head to toe
Covered all over in sweet violets

The girl told the farmer that he'd better stop
And she called her father and he called a...

Taxi and got there before very long
'Cause someone was doing his little girl...

Right for a change and so that's why he said,
"If you marry her son you're better off..."

"Single 'cause it's always been my belief,
Marriage will bring a man nothing but..."

[Chorus]

The farmer decided he'd wed anyway
And started in planning for his wedding...

Suit which he purchased for only one buck
But then he found out he was just out of...

Money which left him in quite a lurch
Standing and waiting in front of the...

End of the story which just goes to show
All a girl wants from a man is his...

Sweet violets....

*runs around, randomly screaming lines from Phantom of the Opera*
 
On the last phrase were it says" All a girl wasnts from a man is his...." That sounds weird. o.0 And sounds very, veery veeery wrong. o.0
 
Lil totodile said:
On the last phrase were it says" All a girl wasnts from a man is his...." That sounds weird. o.0 And sounds very, veery veeery wrong. o.0
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The word is DOUGH. Means MONEY. Who's the weird one here? O_o;
 
Okee. Hey, guess what? TACOS!!!!!!! *throws tacos at Thorns, then runs away* Lil T: "you'll never catch me!! Mwahahahaha!!"
 
UGHH!! YOU LIL WACKER!!! *jumps out, and does CQC on Thorns* Betcha' ya won't do that again, will ya? LOL! CQC is Close Quarter Combat. Very useful.
 
But you threw me in that same pit before... Ah well. You'll get your due. Karma is a very applicable law. *chases tail*
 
Lil totodile said:
YAY!! CIRCLE OF LIFE!! *pushes Thorns in* Walks off. *whisleling innocently*
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That's what I'm talking about, and you have no reason to call me 'lil girl', as I'm only one year younger than you. But hey, this is the randomness thread, so...who cares? =D

Crayons must die!
 
Aww. *hugs* Bye LT...

....

ZOMGZISHLIKEKARASUISONBUTWHAT'SHEDOINGHE'SNOTANSWERINGTHISPLACEORMYPMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 *TEH SUSPENSE LOLZ!*

*dies*

... XD

EDIT:

And now he's gone...without a reply to anything...man that was weird...where'd he go?.... :confused:
 
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