Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

Don'[t worry, they're not fuzzy, they're hairy. O_O That's worse! Nooooooo!!!!!!! Oh, look, your mom is in that shoe box over there.
 
Well, now everyone's happy. But there's nothing in that shoebox for me... *turns to leave*
 
Well, I appreciate the offer, but... *sobs* I just wanna go home! Wait a minute... I could have just clicked my shoes together that whole friggin' time??? *furious*
 
The scarecrow died of brain damage, the tinman died of heart failure, and the lion died of phobia. Balto, I don't think we're in Alaska anymore! *gasps*
 
*gasps* Nuuuuuuuu! If you are her father, then that means... *dramatic pause* ...I am her second cousin!!!! *dies*
 
EVERYBODY! put the dancing pichu (that is in my sig) into ur sig to help him RULE THE WORLD!! mwahahahaha!!!
 
Owwee, I hurt my foot! Curse you, mortal weakness! *stumbles around in the dark with a stubbed toe*
 
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