Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

Oh no! This calls for..... THE CHICKEN DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!! *does teh chicken dance and scares the bunnies off*
 
Uhoh.... time to sing our worries a-way.... *starts composing a completely random song*

Glass of milk
Stands between
Extinction from the cold
And explosive radiation....
 
The turkeys were tucked
In their fowl-smelling beds
Dreams of jack-o-lanterns running through their heads
And in their hearts, they knew it was near:
New year's eve is almost here!
 
hmm hmm hhm hhm hhhmmm.*whistles innocently*. What! why are you looking at me like that! I Haven't Done Anything!!!* Jumps out nearby conveniantly sized window*.
 
"And... one more thing for the evil ones... I've made a semi-honest citizen out of a once corrupt candy dealer, and sealed away an evil entity. I teleported Ivy to Pluto because she is evil, I was bored, and she stepped on my foot. I know she hates Cascadia. I know Sorah's got issues with my spunky friend Minamo, Amazon with Connie, and Xintas is against sweet Mariah! Well, I sent Amazon back to you, and you can have your plant-obsessed partner when I feel like giving her back! As for Hedga, where I sent her is none of your business, but she'll be doing some deep thinking while she's there. But if you EVER try anything on my Mirror Light friends, the next place I'll send you is the hospital! *leans close to the camera, and ends up leaning partly out of the Black Mirror Witches' monitor, into their lair* IN 637 PIECES!!! *leans back to his position*"
-My boyfriend.
:P
 
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Who want's to learn about black holes?
There are places in the universe to which anyone can go, but from which no one can return. Places where time stands still, light travels in circles, and matter may become so heavy that it cannot remain in normal space.
There are objects in the universe that cannot be seen, but that can swallow stars, that even now might be eating on own galaxy from the inside out. There are objects that can tear spaceships and planets to shreds or cause explosions more powerful then a million atomic bombs.
These places, these objects, are called black holes. They are Burnt-out, Superdense bodies of stars many times the size of our sun. They are Surrounded by gravitational fields so strong that even light cannot escape. Inside these holes the natural laws of our universe may change, even break down completely. Passageways may open to other universes, other times. And, if scientists are correct, there may be millions, even billions of them in our galaxy alone.
In a universe of logic and reason, the idea of black holes sounds crazy. But scientistists argue that if such things do not exist, our entire concept of the universe may be wrong. According to theories worked out over many years, black holes not only can happen, but do. And they are happening right now.
Sound frightening? If it does, think about this: Some astronomers think that the nearest black hole may be no farther away then the star nearest to our sun, maybe closer. This is farther away then anyone will travel in the near future. Even if we could build a spaceship that would go that far, it would take hundreds of years to get there, much longer then the lifetime of any crew member.
But things may change. There could be spaceships in our future that will travel to the stars in weeks, or even days. When this happens, black holes may pose a genuine hazard to interstellar navigation. In the far future, when space is filled with starships carrying passengers across the galaxy, enconters between human beings and black holes may be fairly common.
What will such an encounter be like? No one knows, not really. But we can guess. you can guess, too, but first you'll need to know what black holes are like and why they exist.
Man, that was a lot of typing!
 
Aaannnnddd in 3-4 billion years our galaxy will collide with the Andromeda galaxy & the super-massive black holes in their cores will hit & either explode, implode or fuse.
 
Cursed said:
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Dude. That is pure spam. Long, meaningless, spammy post should die. Don't do it again or you will have to face me.
 
Aaannnnddd in 3-4 billion years our galaxy will collide with the Andromeda galaxy & the super-massive black holes in their cores will hit & either explode, implode or fuse.
You are wrong, they will *Dramatic music and gasping*... eat pie.

*EDIT*
Cursed said:
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Rai is indeed right, that is pointless spam and if you spam again you won't only get rai after you, you'll have to deal with me too.
 
smarty_arty said:
You are wrong, they will *Dramatic music and gasping*... eat pie.

*EDIT*
Rai is indeed right, that is pointless spam and if you spam again you won't only get rai after you, you'll have to deal with me too.

EAT PIE!!!!! dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. what flavour?
 
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