Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

*Don patch jumps off clif*
WAIT FOR ME SNACK FOOD! *Jumps off Clif*
Don Patch: STOP WITH THE SNACK FOOD!
 
Depressed: I want to die, right now, right here.

Undepressed: EEK! Lucky, how could you? How could you turn to cannibalism? *runs away screaming*
 
Ahh tsunami . . .

5 hours later

. . . Great, great, great grandson! Leroy Loosejocks!! :P
 
What's a didley? Can I eat it? *goes to random Disney movie in search of cereal*
 
HYUCK! HIYA KIDS! It's time for Pillsbury Dough Boy!
*he walks in* HI KIDS! POKE ME IN THE TUMMY! HE HE HE HE!
*a sniper is watching* Sniper: *shoots him with a handgun in the stomach*
Doughboy: Hehehehe! Again again!
 
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Nooohhh!! THE PILSBURY DOUGHBOY IS THE APOCAYPSE!!! *makes dramatic flying leap and tackles everyone out of room*

*room a splodes*
 
*sees don patch with a mailbox*
SNACK FOOD, where did you get that mailbox
Don Patch(Thinking): there he goes calling me Snack food again
Don Patch: I STOLE IT FROM, SS OKAY?
me: NO! SNACK FOOD RETUREN IT NOW!
Don Pattch: okay but stop calling me snack food
 
Look what you've done, Pika-mew! *the sky turns green and 50 foot wide chunks of cookie dough come streaking across the sky*
 
COOKIE DOUGH!! THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT IT IS TO SCHNARF IT!! *schnarfs 50-foot wide cookie*
 
Snack food igt's up to you FLY!

Don Patch: but i can't fly and stop calling me snack food!!!

Me: oh no *Jumps off a clif*
 
Or, you can get this! *pulls out a drunk Mawile and yanks the arm, the flytrap starts rapidly chomping on the cookie dough*
 
Gahh, it's the . . . *gets announcer voice on*

REVENGE OF THE CLIFF JUMPING-NESS!!

*jumps off cliff, then inverts*

HEYY!! DON'T INSULT MY MAWILE!! *attacks you*
 
Oh no! The cookie dough has now aligned itself with the army of...

*shudders* Shrimp puffs!
 
*gasp* Shrimp Puffs? OUR IMMENENT DOOM HAS BEFALLEN US!! WE'RE GONNA DIIIIIEEE!!!
 
Lookee, it's Captain Spock! He, together with Egret, shall save us!

Captain Spock: *awakes from time machine, dazed and seemingly drunk* Whazit?
 
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