Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

Pika-mew: Well, Dogboy, Microwave and I are very glad to be together again after that whole terrible ordeal....

Microwave: Yes, very. Why do you keep calling me Microwave?

Pika-mew: *undertone* Microwave, your true name must be kept a secret, remember? Our lives depend on it!

Microwave: *whisper* Oh, right. *normal tone* Yeah, we're great now! :)

Pika-mew: Ye-ah, just fine.... *sweatdrop*
 
oh so microwave has a real name. and just why does your life depend on not telling microwaves real name?
 
Pika-mew: Uh-oh.... *looks nervously at television cameras*

Microwave: YOU SHALL NEVER KNOW!!!! *casts a spell to stun the news crew and runs off*

Pika-mew: WAIT!!!! *chases after*
 
well there you have it. there must be a way. for human protection Quick call W.O.O.H.P.!
now here is the next poster with the weather for this random thread.
 
Pika-mew: Wait, Microwave! Come back! *watches Microwave round a corner*

Microwave: *comes back over* Here I am.

Pika-mew: *tear falls* Microwave, where are you going? What's wrong?

Microwave:...... *turns away*

Pika-mew: *pleading eyes* Please, Microwave! Let me help you!

Microwave: .....You can't help. No one can. Sherbert Lemon....he made me....I had no choice.

Pika-mew: *cries* I understand. But please, there must be something I can do!

Microwave: There isn't.... There's nothing for me here anymore. *walks away*

Pika-mew: NOOOOO!!!!! *collapses dramatically*
 
He is a toaster, and because my depression is influencing my randomness. *twitches* Happy place, happy place....
 
*shoots the first random spells that come to her head* Avada Kedavra! Serphensortia! Lumos Iran! Expelliarmus! BIPPETY BOPPITY BOO!!!!!!
 
Ah. Clever.... *casts a diamond of protection and uses the Aguamenti charm to create a stream around herself while using Incendio to create a fire* "Where the dead do walk, seek water's run...." ....and Incendio for the Inferi.
 
oh no i know. i can return to the past even before i asked that question!
RETURN TO PAST, NOW!
 
*gasps* But I thought they were only a legend! Maybe Luna wasn't loony after all.... *uses Legilimency to cut off Digital Mage's hold on her mind* Mufufufu.... *turns into dragon Animagus form and breathes fire on the crumple-horned snorcack*
 
Rai said:
*gaspies* Your'e an animagus? Why didn't you tell me?!
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I'm unregistered.... The Ministry would kill me. *sets fire to the undead armies*
 
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