Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

pika-mew said:
Si! Gracias senor! Wait a minute, I'm not Michael anymore. O.o *goes back to english*

Yeah, this day was great. We got to guillotine Bush's house, rip up Yu-gi-oh's deck, and eat Kool-aid flavored pancakes. Yep, I think this was the best day of my life! :)
Don't forget the beer cakes! We got to get intoxicated off beer cake!
 
OOHH YEAH! lets get Buzzed!! or Drunk whichever one is fine with me and Donkey Kong!!
 
Shadow Scizor said:
Don't forget the beer cakes! We got to get intoxicated off beer cake!
True, true! How on earth could I forget that? :) Speaking of which.... *turns to Shadow Scizor with a sudden deranged look in eyes and pulls out a water gun*

WHAT'S THE FORMULA???!?
 
pika-mew said:
True, true! How on earth could I forget that? :) Speaking of which.... *turns to Shadow Scizor with a sudden deranged look in eyes and pulls out a water gun*

WHAT'S THE FORMULA???!?
O.O Ok, ok, I'll tell... It's a bit complicated... but here it is... Beer and cake.
 
*puts Kool Aid on pancakes and throws them on the beer cake, then puts stale cheese all over it* NUMMY! *takes a bite* HOLY SH--*throws up all over* Mmerp. Yep... good... it's good, nothin' wrong here... nope... *takes another nibble and pukes under the table*
 
*wrinkles up face and holds nose, then takes a tiny nibble* OH GOD, OH*throws up on the ceiling* Oh god... [sarcasm]still, it's good![/sarcasm] *the process repeats 8 times*
 
Shadow Scizor said:
O.O Ok, ok, I'll tell... It's a bit complicated... but here it is... Beer and cake.
*gasp* I never would have known!!! You ARE a genius! *makes a bunch of beer cake and gets drunk on it, stumbling around like Homer Simpson*
 
*looks at Pika-Mew, sees 4 of her* Whoa dude there's 4 Pika-Mews. *looks at the flowers* OOO, CHICKENS! *attacks the flower pot*
 
Yu wanna mes wi me??? Wel I tel yu, yu don now hoo yer messin wit! *trips over computer chair*
 
Okaie then les rumbl! *puts on two pink cooking mitts that she thinks in her drunken state are boxing gloves*
 
RUMBL!!!!! *does a running tackle on the 3rd Pika-Mew, which is a chair, then gets knocked out by it (it falls on his head) and has a hang over*
 
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