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Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

*the lion dies of phobia, the scarecrow dies of brain damage, and the tin man has a fatal heart attack* NYUUU! HISTORY IS REPEATING ITSELF, PIKA-MEW!
 
Shadow Scizor said:
*the lion dies of phobia, the scarecrow dies of brain damage, and the tin man has a fatal heart attack* NYUUU! HISTORY IS REPEATING ITSELF, PIKA-MEW!
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NYUUU!!!!!! :dead: Whatever happened to the dead smilie? *runs around in circles, screaming that the end is near*
 
*walks in * huh?! hey a house elf! *curses tthe house elf and turns it into a brick with wheels, a tail , eyes and ears*
 
*randomly appears to quote someone*

Rai said:
Kanas! <3 I want to see Toto jump again! *pushes Toto towards cliff*
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Kansas? nooo, you don't want to <3 Kansas... I acutally live there o_O It's okay, but there are so much better places out there.

*eats typos* Random enough for you? *eats more*
 
*gasp* Look... *Big Bird is floating in a muddy channel*
Big Bird: NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COUNT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NUMBARZ ARE FOR COUNTING!!!!!!! NOW COUNT!!!!!!!
Me: NYUUUU! *harpoons him*
 
Midnight Shadow said:
*walks in * huh?! hey a house elf! *curses tthe house elf and turns it into a brick with wheels, a tail , eyes and ears*
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Wow. In just today I have been turned into a winged wolf, a house elf, and a brick with facial features. This has been an interesting day. *turns into a purple elephant*
 
BoBoBo is so funny ROFLMBO
 
Big Bird: NUMBARZ!!!! *rips the harpoon out and throws it* COUNT NUMBARZ!!! *eyes start going in opposite directions* COUNT THE NUMBARZ!!!!!!!
Me: NEVAH!!!!!! *shoots him with a water gun and throws a brick*
Big Bird: NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: STFU!!!! *throws a machete at his head, it hits, he sinks* Phew... *walks away*
 
pika mew? would you like more email jokes?
 
Midnight Shadow said:
pika mew? would you like more email jokes?
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Yes! Hit me! ^^ I, uh, don't mean that literally, though. o_o
 
*wacks pika mew with a ditto. ithits her hit with a splat but just falls off like mud*

Useless inventions

- A black highlighter pen.
- Glow in the dark sunglasses.
- Battery powered battery charger.
- Double sided playing cards.
- Ejector seats for helicopters.
- Hand powered chainsaw.
- Solar powered flash light.
- Inflatable anchor.
- Silent alarm clock.
- Fireproof cigarettes.
- Smooth sandpaper.
- Water-proof towel.
- A book on how to read.
- A dictionary index.
- Non stick cellotape
- Powdered water.
- Reusable ice cubes.
- See through toilet paper.
- Turnip ice cram.
 
Big Bird: *takes the machete out of his head and gets on land* NUMBARZ... *runs after me* NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COUNT THEM!!!!!!!! NUMBARZ!
Me: DIE ALREADY! *throws an umbrella*
Big Bird: *it hits him, he keeps running* NUMBARZ! COUNT THEM!!!!
Me: STFU!!! *throws a screw at his eye*
Big Bird: *gets hit, his eye bleeds* NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COUNT NUMBARZ!!!!!!! COUNT!!!!!!!!! NUMBARZ!!!! NUMMMMBAAAARZZZ!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *stops*
Big Bird: *stands in front of me: NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!! COUNT THEM!!!!
Me: How about you count this? *kicks him hard then does a stunner* And that's the bottom line... cuz I said so. *steps on his head and walks away*
*3 hours later*
Big Bird: Ughhh... numbarz.... NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!
 
Well you know what big bird im tired of you im going to count!
Big Bird: COUNT NUMBAZ!!!
Me: ok ready YEAH RIGHT *BOOM* haha my bombs will explode anyone!
does anyone want some Beer cake and Kool-Aid?
 
Midnight Shadow said:
*wacks pika mew with a ditto. ithits her hit with a splat but just falls off like mud*

Useless inventions

- A black highlighter pen.
- Glow in the dark sunglasses.
- Battery powered battery charger.
- Double sided playing cards.
- Ejector seats for helicopters.
- Hand powered chainsaw.
- Solar powered flash light.
- Inflatable anchor.
- Silent alarm clock.
- Fireproof cigarettes.
- Smooth sandpaper.
- Water-proof towel.
- A book on how to read.
- A dictionary index.
- Non stick cellotape
- Powdered water.
- Reusable ice cubes.
- See through toilet paper.
- Turnip ice cram.
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*laughs* Those are hilarious! Lolz, I bet I would be the one to invent some of those. n_n
 
*throws powdered water at pikamew* take that! and that! *throws the inflatable anchor at pika mew*
 
BlastoiseB.B. said:
Well you know what big bird im tired of you im going to count!
Big Bird: COUNT NUMBAZ!!!
Me: ok ready YEAH RIGHT *BOOM* haha my bombs will explode anyone!
does anyone want some Beer cake and Kool-Aid?
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Oooo, me! *takes out some pancakes to go with them*
 
Midnight Shadow said:
*throws powdered water at pikamew* take that! and that! *throws the inflatable anchor at pika mew*
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Oh yeah? *counters with reusable ice cubes* Let's see, how can I win this battle? *looks to the book on how to read for advice*
 
OMG we need some Peanut Butter for those pancakes!
* Bannana Breaks through roof*
Bannana: ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
Me:*stabs bannana* now we have bannana too!
 
BlastoiseB.B. said:
OMG we need some Peanut Butter for those pancakes!
* Bannana Breaks through roof*
Bannana: ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
Me:*stabs bannana* now we have bannana too!
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W00t! *the Chumbawumbas come*
Chumbawumbas: Chumba Wumba Choopitee Chee*get shot*
W00t, now we have Chumburgers!
 
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