Hey guys, I just got back from comingsoon.com and I found something that is sure to make a splash in theatres!
Star Wars Episode Negative One: The French Menace
Taking place 30 years before Episode 1, this shows how Emperor Palpatine/Darth Sidious succumbed to the Dark Side. On the planet Parisuant, the republics is being attacked by an army of French-ack Troopers. They are being led by a sinister figure named Napoleon Dynamite. A young boy who's last name is Palpatine is determined to drive back these evil French-ack troops, but he is nearly killed in a battle and is rescued by a mysterious figure named Darth Kerry. Meanwhile, the Jedi team up with Van Helsing to drive back the French-ack's troop of Godzillas attacking the capitol city of Parisuant.