Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

Oh. What about the great donkey wizard? He is not stealing from the carrot people anymore.
 
*gaspies* Rai! You have been blackmailing the great Zyos? HOW COULD YOU??? *casts spell to turn back into frog form and runs off into the swamp, crying*
 
*tears* If you wanted them to be happy, why did you kill Madam Puss-'n-boots? I trusted you, Rai! I'm sorry to do this, but... YOU'RE NOT MY REALTOR ANYMORE!!! *turns away*
 
Nooo! They cannot send you to the courthouse! Batman died in there! I cannot let them take you, whether you're my realtor or not! *flags down lawyers dragging Rai* Stop, lawyer peoples, or else... *thinks fast* Or else your parents will never let you watch Hamtaro again!
 
Oh, you're welcome! *hugs back* Anything for my best realtor! Now let us read Teh Ultimate Guide to the Monsters of Hercules the Moonman! It has lots of great tips on how to bake a cake.
 
O.O But I thought it was SUPPOSED to taste like dish soap... So what have I been doing for the last 77 years?????? Oh, that's right. Playing chess with the mailman.
 
No... but we are the chosen two... so we must rid the world of Voldie and his bumbling henchmen, for we are the one-two dinos.
 
Behold, the next generation of high-security prisons! *pulls curtain, revealing a cardboard box* Let's see those convicts get out of this...
 
I know...It's like a prison in there...*starts twitching*
 
Yeah...Creepy...The only way out is to fight the army of people in fuzzy costumes...
 
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