Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

[Linoone]

join the club!, lets make chipz with bald heads, it'll get into a mess*faints?, mommy?*

 

[Rai]

Mommy? Mommy? Where are you?!?!?!? That's right Mommy went on a business trip to Madagascar in a hot air ballon and never came back!!!! *drowns in tears*

 

[Linoone]

WHERE in the ing world is Carmen San ****'o?, in my house, of course!!!*faints*

 

[Rai]

Fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Jumping on people's heads is a good way to cause others pain! *jumps on your head*

 

[Linoone]

French fries, and the french fried O.o? *faints*

 

[Rai]

The word train rhymes with......................................train and that rhymes with....................train

 

[Linoone]

ratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucksratzsucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*faints*

 

[Rai]

Da na da na na da na na na Batman!
Da na da na na da na na na Batman!
Da na da na na da na na na Scooby-Doo!!!

 

[Linoone]

is that you sir?, I thought you were dead!*faints*

 

[Rai]

I love to lick envelope seals! They taste so good! oh! A Jacuzzi! *jumps in*

 

[Linoone]

waiter!, waiter!, ***** please!*faints*

 

[Rai]

*looks at menu* I'll get the spider legs, the giraffe neck...hmm.....platypus guts, and.......unraw sushi...that is all

 

[Amy-chan]

*flags down a waiter* I'd like a caesar salad with extra caesar, but no salad, please. Also a soup with flies in it.

 

[Rai]

Wow! This the best fast food place ever! It's officailly cannibals r us is my new favorite place to eat.

 

[Amy-chan]

Remember not to feed the cannibals.

I'd like a nasty patty with fries, please. Can you also slip poison into my drink, or will I have to pay extra? Oh well, I'll do it myself! *poisons her parsley soda with evil cheese* Hot pockets.

 

[Rai]

Waiter?! Can I have some salt? Thank you! *pours salt in water, cheese, cake a bucket, the waiters head, and in mouth* Salt is so good for you!

 

[Amy-chan]

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, a nasty patty on my table, and poison in my drink!

Wait, I asked for all of that. XD

 

[Rai]

*steals nasty patty and pours salt on it and eats it* Yum! Now that was the healthiest thing you can eat!

 

[Amy-chan]

No, you forgot one teensy little thing!

*pours a crane-load of sugar onto Rai's head* Now THAT'S healthy!

 

[Rai]

*mixes all the sugar with salt and gummy worms* Yum! I going to live forev-*keels over*