Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

[Rai]

evil will prevail cause good is dumb...and toaster with their burnt toast will rain cocnuts upon us...

 

[Amy-chan]

Coconuts and rice with ketchup... which everyone thinks is gross... but I'LL SHOW THEM!!!!! *lightning flashes as thunder booms*

 

[Rai]

*GASP* I love lightning! I ABSOLUTELY love it! *climbs up metal pole and gets hit by lightning* Fweeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[Amy-chan]

*pole falls down upon* Yay! Now EVERYONE is happy! *throws things at a bystander because it's fun*

 

[Rai]

Come....my children....I will show you.....the ultimate way to train yourself.....watch closely....*eats pencil*

 

[Amy-chan]

*tries to swallow pencil and chokes on it* As my last wish*cough splutter* I wish you to have my Gamecube and the mutant dust bunnies I've been breeding under my bed. Remember me by them! *dies*

 

[Rai]

Don't worry pika-mew...I shall takes care of your mutant dust bunnies....but first....*does the can can*

 

[Amy-chan]

The candy can can! *dances through the streets*

 

[Rai]

*runs through streets! Yay! This fun! Fwe-*gets hit by monster truck*

 

[Amy-chan]

*only gets hit by a small toy truck* Lucky.

 

[Rai]

Did you know Salami's live in the ocean? They are button feeders.....the like eating pepperonis.....and bolangis

 

[Amy-chan]

And potato salad. Mustn't forget potato salad. *turns into an abnormally large crow* Scree!

 

[Rai]

Do you know the muffin man? Teh muffin man? Thee muffin man? Yes I know Mr. muffin man he lives in a tree!

 

[Amy-chan]

Happy birthday to me! I am a monkey! I look like a hippo and I smell like the sea.

And maaaany more....

 

[Rai]

Happy Birth day to myself! Happy Birthday to my elf! Happy Birthday to link......HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GEORGE!

 

[Amy-chan]

*sdrawkcab gnihtyreve etirw ot sah dna suriv a sah* !uoy ot yadhtrib yppaH

 

[Rai]

The genger ale is stale.......because it is........

 

[Amy-chan]

.... a pale pail that came in the mail!

 

[Rai]

Mail time! Mail time! MAIL TIME! Here's the mail, it never fails, it makes me want wag my tail! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL!

 

[Amy-chan]

Zulafu and his giant owl will rule us all!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

And also ha.