Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

[Amy-chan]

*pouts* Humph! Fine then, be that way. We'll just have to find Kelly another frog. Let's go, Kelly. You can do better than this.*walks away with nose in air, only to crash right through Kelly* Whoopsie.

 

[Rai]

I'm sowwy! Really! but I'm taken...............to the North Pole every spring! Hello Santa!

 

[Amy-chan]

*gaspies* The North Pole??? But that ish where the Weredeer are! *faints*

 

[Rai]

Yes but you see they are very very nic-OWW HE BITE ME!!!! *falls over and starts to have spasms* gggrreegshgggg.....!

 

[Amy-chan]

Oy! It's Yogi the bear! Let's all sing and dance around the magnetic mountain! I am teh polar bear pollster! NEVER FORGEEET!!! *turns into dust*

 

[Rai]

come back!!!! haven't even told you.....my deepest and darkest secret yet! don't you wanna know? O.0

 

[Amy-chan]

*rematerializes* What is your deepest darkest secret then? Huh huh huh? Mine is... that I am afraid of... CLOTHESPINS!!! *shudders*

 

[Rai]

EEEEK! Clothespins are scary......but not as scary as....Clothes Hangers! *ear splitting scream*

 

[Amy-chan]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*catches breath*...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

K.

 

[Rai]

*goes death* Hello? Hello?! HELLO?! Where am I? and why are those people staring at me with grimaces? NNOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

[Amy-chan]

Arg! Bunnicula and his shapeshifting army of the undead broccoli are COMING FOR US!!!! Run before it's too- *has already been possessed by the alien greens*

 

[Rai]

Curse you! Curse you vegies! why do you always destroy my happiness? WHY?!

 

[Amy-chan]

Because the nightlight in your soul has gone out. Here, have an edible candle.

 

[Rai]

*eats candle* That always makes me feel better.....

 

[Amy-chan]

But how can we or our children feel safe when the psychotic assassin dolphin is roaming the sea? HOW??? *implodes*

 

[Rai]

He escaped from prison again!?!? Those Death Eaters are really bad at there job.....maybe I should apply......

 

[Smarties-chan]

What? So you're planing on abandoning the holy arts thought by the great cradily? Rai, how could you?

 

[Rai]

I'm sorry......but The cradily no longer loves me..........

 

[Smarties-chan]

The cradily loves all of us unless you have commited a terrible crime, what did you do, mock a dunsparce or something?

 

[Rai]

Well......I......I...It's not horrible to say! *starts to sob uncontrolably*