Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

[Amy-chan]

Articuniocoolio! *jumps off an Articuno flying near the jet*

 

[MAR Heaven]

Haha I have A LUGIA Aeroblast at the JET! HAHAHA!!!

 

[Dogboy2709]

yes lets have one *jumps off an airplane without a parachute!*

 

[MAR Heaven]

*Goes to walmart* Hmm wheres the toilet Paper? Hey Pika-Mew quit playing with the videogames and help me find the toilet Paper what Isle is it on?

 

[Amy-chan]

Um... three. *jumps off Walmart*

 

[Dogboy2709]

*toliet paper section magically apperas*

there you go. hey you are not planing to steal this toilet papper are you. hey talking about toilet papper reminded me of a joke. want to here it?

 

[Amy-chan]

hey talking about toilet papper reminded me of a joke. want to here it?

Oookay. I think. Or do I? O.o

 

[Dogboy2709]

okay here it is:
George: I would like some toilet papper please
Sales cleark: sure. What color would you like?
George: Just give me white. I'll color it myself!

that is it.

 

[Amy-chan]

I think I've heard it before. o.o *jumps off a punch line*

 

[Dogboy2709]

of course you heard the woed 'it' before. i say 'it' all the time *Jumps off the washington mounment*
HAH! try to jump off something higher then that

 

[Amy-chan]

Okay. *jumps off Mount Everest*

 

[Dogboy2709]

uggh! *jumps off Mt. Fuji*

 

[Karasu]

Yay, Mt. Fuji. *climbs up it and Godzilla comes out of the crater* Oooh crap... *falls off*

 

[Amy-chan]

.... *Godzilla falls after* Uh-oh.... Foolish mortals! Godzilla will get vengeance on your pitiful city! *Godzilla squashes Tokyo* And to think that he could have just fallen on top of it all that time...

 

[Karasu]

Salesman: *is wearing stupid looking green skates* Go-Zillas. The newest way to skate. And the safest. Let me demonstrate how safe it is. *Skates with them and falls, rolls into a geyser, gets burned up by it, and fired out 600feet*

Go-Zillas, Go-Zillas! For me and you! *pink hearts appear on the screen* Supah-Safe!

 

[Dogboy2709]

Franz hopper just deactivated the tower but i'm sinking the only way to save me is for someone to launch a Return to the past

 

[Amy-chan]

Magic PWNS you all. Buahahaha.

 

[Karasu]

We now bring you an important news report...
Please get rid of your Go-Zillas, if you have purchased them. There is a major recall because they have been deemed unsafe. Please dispose of them in any way, especially burning. Thank you.

 

[MAR Heaven]

Hahaha I finally have the toilet paper now I can Defeat Donkey Kong *jumps of EMPIRE STATE BUILDING* WHERE ARE YOU!!??!!
Aww I just bought mine Im keeping IT!!

 

[Dogboy2709]

*is still sinking traped in a van* come on already someone needs to launch a return to the past! *BURPS*