Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

*the news comes back on*
STOP! DON'T BURN THE GO-ZILLAS! THEY'RE RUBBED WITH GASOLINE BEFORE SHIPPED TO STORES! THERE ARE REPORTS OF MASSIVE EXPLOSIONS WHERE PEOPLE ARE BURNING THEM!!! *there's a few giant explosions near the news place*
OH GOD! STOP BURNING THEM ALREADY! *someone in the news place burns their Go-Zillas and the whole place explodes*
 
The mythical creatures, wolves, and raptors shall rule you all! *rapid-fires unicorns, dragons, wolves, hawks, and falcons at the sinking van, the empire state building, and the news report*
 
Oh no wonder im on fire hahaha I wish you would have TOLD ME BEFORE!! AHHH *goes to Walmart* Dee Dee AHH!
 
me: guess i have to call Jermie.
*Phone rings*
Jermie: Hello? Dogboy? why are you calling me this late
Me: i'm in trouble i need you to launch a return to past!
Jermie: okay will do.
Jermie: RETURN TO PAST-NOW!
 
*the world is being destroyed due to burning Go-Zillas* I know a good song that goes with this...
*sings*
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.
That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds,
snakes, and aeroplanes Mr. Bruce ain't afraid... *windows begin to shatter from the singing*
 
BlastoiseB.B. said:
Huh Im not on fire anymore thanks alot Dogboy wanna go to Walmart with me?!?!
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okay, but i better bring my laptop. Jermie copied the Super scanner to it. now we will all know when X.A.N.A. lanuched an Attack
 
Shadow Scizor said:
*the world is being destroyed due to burning Go-Zillas* I know a good song that goes with this...
*sings*
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.
That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds,
snakes, and aeroplanes Mr. Bruce ain't afraid... *windows begin to shatter from the singing*
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Yayness! I know that song!
Eye of a hurricane
Listen to yourself churn
World serves its own needs
Don't misserve your own needs.... *several more windows break*
 
All of the Go-Zillas are exploded, due to people burning them.
Now, how about some of my famous beer cake? Mmmm...
 
Team-Aqua-Admin said:
*takes the beer cake and tosses it out the window*
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*gasp* How dare you! Everyone knows how delicious the beer cake is! *jumps out the window after the beer cake*
 
Rai said:
Beer cake? I want some!!! It's been awhile since I've gotten drunk. o_o
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I'd make you some(it's really fun to get drunk off Shadow Scizor's famous beer cakes) but unfortunately Shadow Scizor is the only one with the Krabby Patty's secret formula. :(
 
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