Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

Sweeties remember!
#1. Bill Gates is teh s uck.
#2. I put teh "F" "U" in fun!
#3. Birthday of Jesus is coming up!
#4. GOD IS WATCHING YOU!
#5. Nintendo pwnz.
#6. I <3 cookies! X3
 
*continues lame add campaign*
Vote El Pengueno for president! HE VILL GIVE J00 A FREE* IPOD! SHOOT ONE AND GET IT FOR FREE*! *an iPod slowly moves across the screen with a blinking target on it*
 
Haha I have one two

#1- I like Pudding!
#2- Merry Christmas!
#3- Donkey Kong is big!
#4- Once again Bill Gates S. U. C. K. S.!
#5- I like Pudding!
 
*chases her tail* I shall support your penguin friend in his campaign for world domination!!! *bites everyone who doesn't vote for him*
 
Therefore...
*Plato the Publixaurus gets chased out of the white house by rednecks with shotguns and El Pengueno gratefully takes his place, then farts out of joy*
 
pika-mew said:
YAY!!! ^^ I'm so happy for the two of you! *wheels in a huge batch of beer cake*
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w00t. *El Pengueno begins to eat his beer cake, but then El Chupacabra climbs in the window and begins to tear him open* OH NYUUUU, EL CHUPACABRA'S BACK! *the guards, who are teletubbie headed wolves come in, but the Chupacabra eats them* So those were Plato's guards? >.> Well... I gotta do this the hard way then. *gets a sledge hammer and hits the Chupacabra with it, then puts him in a disgusting pink picnic basket and throws it out the window into a pond full of mutant Eider ducks*
 
NOT THE CHUPACABRA AGAIN!!!!! *tosses a llama with a marshmallow-shaped head out the window after the Chupacabra, just to make sure*
 
*gets bitten by pika mew* ow!!! amy what was that for?
keep me away from the beer cake you know what happened last time...
 
Marshmallow-shaped llama head? You know the mutant eider ducks can't swallow that. *the ducks are choking to death and floating upside-down*
 
SAVE ME FROM THE KILLER TOMATOS!!!!! Wait, no.... THEY'RE TAPATOS!!! *goes all demon fox* I like marshmellows!!!
 
*watches as the mutant ducks choke to death* Uh-oh..... QUICK, TO THE BAT CAVE!!!!!!!!! *turns back into a wolfox and swirls around, disappearing into the night*
 
if your wondering what happened when i ate beer cake saphi. i halucinated thatt you were bein attacks by giant blazikens.
 
A rabid coyote, a demon fox, a wolfalcon, and a wolfox..... FEAR US, FOR WE ARE THE MAD MUTANT CANINE POSSE!!!!!!!! *laughs maniacally as lightning flashes in the distance*
 
Shadow Scizor said:
*laughs insanely and runs into the piranha-infested Amazon*
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Don't do that!!! There are bunnies in there!!! They'll suck your blood!!! *chases after Shadow Scizor until she crashes into a man-eating tree*
 
amy chan! *becomes a kabutops and slashes the tree to chop sticks*
 
W-wait for me!! *sidekick stance* This looks like a job for....

WOLFOX AND FOX DEMON!!!
 
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