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Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

Jermie(Code LYOKO): i have some bad news! you are Sourded by 4 monsters I'll try to contact the others
me: okay! *Dos a Back flip and jumps on a Square Bot* *jups down and Punched the LYOKO sybol in the Eye*
 
Oh nyuuu, the livestock are going rabid again! *is attacked by a pig*
Pig: *stands upward on back legs* DIE, J00 KILLED 2 OF MY FRIENDS AND ATE THEM! *dropkicks me*
Me: Owww... *chops him in the stomach and scissor-kicks him*
Pig: SQUEE! SQUEE! SQUEE! *chokes*
Me: *F5's him into a wheelbarrow and pushes it into a giant bale of hay*
Pig: o.o
Me: *FU's him into the busted wheelbarrow and hits him with a hammer*
Pig: O.x *stuggles to get up*
Me: *Irish-Whips him into an equiptment shed, a sickle falls on him and KO's him, so I make him into bacon and eat him* Nummy!
 
*beam hits me*
me: *Gets frozen for 3 min.*
Jermie: Don't Worry Aelita Ulrich and Odd are on there way
TRANSFER, ODD!
TRANSFER, Ulrich!
SCANNER, Odd!
SCANNER, Ulrich!
VIRTULIZATION!
 
argghh!!! no!!! *attacks pika mew* leave garth nix alone!!!!........<.< hes the auter that wrote the week day books right?
 
me: *gets un-frozen* come on Aelita Ulrich and Odd can fight the monsters
Me: *Drop off Aelita at the Tower*
*Aelita Enters Tower*
Meanwhile:
Odd: LASER ARROWS!
 
*a chicken comes*
Chicken: J00 KILLED MY FRIENDS, PREPARE TO DIE!
Me: *kicks him and DDT's him into a screw*
Chicken: OH GOD, OWWW! *chops me*
Me: o.O *choke-slams him into broken glass and makes chicken strips out of him* Mmmm... *eats it* Nummy!
 
hes a murderor?! how?! aparently he is related to an english teacher at my school. her sisters sons son or something...
 
Midnight Shadow said:
hes a murderor?! how?! aparently he is related to an english teacher at my school. her sisters sons son or something...
O.O Weird. *whispers* It's a conspiracy...... *back to normal tone* He killed a refrigerator. n_n X.X >.> Or something like that.
 
*a cow comes*
Cow: J00 KILLED MY FRIENDS! NOW---
Me: YO, SHUT UP! *DDT's him into a sickle and irish-whips him into a barbed-wire fence*
Cow: -_-
Me: *dropkicks him into the fence and it busts*
Cow: X_X
Me: *hits him with a hammer and makes him into burgers, eats them* Nummy!
 
this boring. im going to try and think of something random to d. but then it wont be random.....argh!!!!!
 
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO????? The talking snowman is going to destroy Washington!!! *is also getting a bit bored*
 
Hurry everyone turn into Vanilla and make the Snowman Laugh! VANILLA!!
 
*Aelita enters tower* *goes to second floor*
Aelita: *puts hand on screen*
*screen comes up "AELITA" "CODE:"*
*Aelita enters LYOKO*
Aelita: Tower Deactvated
RETURN TO THE PAST-NOW!
 
Vanilla. Mmmm... *looks up into the sky and sees a massive white asteroid* *gasp* THE VANILLASTEROID! *it hits and the entire planet is engulfed in vanilla*
 
*is eating pie while dancing to a TV commercial* You're crumb-believable!

I'm bored..... *looks around*
 
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