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email jokes....
why is the time of day with the slowest trafic called rush hour?

do you think houdini ever locked his keys in the car?

if the #2 pencil so popular, why is it still #2?

when an agnostic dies, ddoes he go to the "great perhaps"?

if you crossed a chicken with a zebra, would you get a four legged chicken or a chicken with its own barcode?

if practise makes perfect, and no bodys perfect, why practise?

is it possible t have amnessia and deja vu at the same time?
 
hey! i got an Idea for a Game! it is called anwser a Question with a Question game! simple the title descrbie the game! you anwser the Previous Question With another Question. so lets begin:

What is Pikachu?
 
Midnight Shadow said:
email jokes....
why is the time of day with the slowest trafic called rush hour?

do you think houdini ever locked his keys in the car?

if the #2 pencil so popular, why is it still #2?

when an agnostic dies, ddoes he go to the "great perhaps"?

if you crossed a chicken with a zebra, would you get a four legged chicken or a chicken with its own barcode?

if practise makes perfect, and no bodys perfect, why practise?

is it possible t have amnessia and deja vu at the same time?
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*laughs* Kree, those are funny! ^^ Lolness. And Dogboy, why don't you start a new thread for that game?
 
okay i will. *Goes to Create thread*
 
i hhave a whole book full of email jokes. they arnt really jokes but stuff like what i just showed you.
 
Midnight Shadow said:
i hhave a whole book full of email jokes. they arnt really jokes but stuff like what i just showed you.
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Lolz it must be hilarious. XD

Oh lookee, it's the purple snail! What is he doing here? :confused:
 
Look it's Gary From Spongebob Squarepants!
Gary: Meow
 
Gary: *swallows a UPS guy*

Pika-mew: GARY! How many times have I told you not to eat the mailman? You're too young to eat solid food yet!

Gary:.....meow?
 
*Spongebob Squarepants walks in*
SS: GARY! how many times have i told you not to run away from me?

Gary: Meow? Meow?
 
Pika-mew: Why does he 'meow' all the time?

Gary: Meow?

Pika-mew:......*long silence* OH MY GOD HE'S SWALLOWED A CAT!!!!!!!!! *gives Gary CPR*

Gary: *is being choked by Amy's 'CPR'* Meckle...meck...meow...
 
im a a goood speelarr orr wah
 
SS: no pika-mew! Gary Meows because Snails Meow like cats where i come from. Right Gare?

Gary: Meow! MEOW MEOW!


SS: HOW DARE YOU backsass pika-mew!

Gary: Meow!

SS: i don't care if they chocked you! we are going home!

Gary: Meow!

SS: What do you mean "no", Gary?
 
se what r we dein teday
cia am goinnn te bed
 
Pika-mew: I'm sorry, I misunderstood.... *looks at Spongebob* Wait, haven't I seen you somewhere before? Aren't you....

...the Dark Lord? O.o
 
SS: Dark Lord? no i'm mermaidman and BarncleBoy's #1 fan. Right Gary

Gary: Sighs* meow.
 
But how do I know you're not the Dark Lord? O.o Speaking of which, isn't the Dirty Bubble just outside the window? *looks outside to see people throwing needles at him*
 
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