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Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

Time to play... X-TREME CLIFF JUMPING! *gets in a wetsuit with a box of lit dynamite attached and jumps off a cliff* WEEEE! *hits the ground and explodes*
 
SS: okay lets get here gary

Gary: Meow.

*SS and Gary Leave*
 
OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!!!!!! I LOVED YOU, SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!! LOVED YOU!!!!!!!! *pushes them off a cliff*
 
X-TREME! *limps back to the top of the cliff* X-TREEEEME! *turns into a black and red thylacine and runs off the edge*
 
*is wearing a time turner* Let's see if this works.... *jumps off the cliff, then turns it, then re-jumps off the cliff, then repeats* OMG, I HAVE MADE THE ULTIMATE DISCOVERY IN ALL OF THE HISTORY OF CLIFF-JUMPING!!!!!!!!!!! *does it over and over*
 
SS(voiceover): send me some e-mail
Gary(voiceover): meow!
 
*looks up, all mangled at the bottom of the cliff*
Amazing! *tries to get up* NYUUUU! I BROKE MY LEGS! *howls and farts*
 
Okay, I will, because I know you ARE Spongebob and you're NOT a terrorist in disguise!!! *emails Spongebob, then throws computer and herself off a cliff*
 
hang on i got a saying for this *Runs off to find nick mag*
 
*tosses Shadow Scizor a time turner* Try it! It's really fun! *jumps off the cliff, then turns and repeats*
 
*a hippo jumps off the cliff and makes an avalanche when he hits the ground* NYUUUU! *gets crushed by thousands of boulders*
 
*lalala Lather rinse repeat* Hmmm I wonder what im going to buy today at walmart? *doo dee do de do
 
*a blue whale jumps off the cliff and crushes the hippo* Weee! *gets crushed by a tank built big enough to CONTAIN the blue whale*
 
*is still running and falls off a clif*
 
*gets crushed by King Kong* This x-treme jumping-off-cliffsness has turned into x-treme getting-crushed-by-thingsedness. o.o
 
*Falls on kink kong* *runs back up the cliff and falls off the Other side of a Cliff*
 
BlastoiseB.B. said:
hahaha you got crushed hahaha *whale comes charging at me* OH $@#&! ahhh *gets crushed* hey Whale wanna go to walmart?
Whale: NEVAH!!!!!!!!! *eats Pika-mew and flies away to Cloud Nine*
 
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